FML : Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled....

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Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kappaomicron - / Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:18 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By yakturk43 | 0

#785074 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

win for saying wankerstick lol

By bhangu023 | 0

#785091 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:26

ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air

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By yakturk43 | 0

#785074 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

win for saying wankerstick lol

blah109 | 0

#788234 - Thursday 21 January 2010 10:47

lol that'd be embarassing

Bertha5 | 0

#792221 - Saturday 23 January 2010 02:19

ahha didn't u feel a breezzee? lol

hackymeal | 0

#1034914 - Friday 18 June 2010 01:16

did u have a morning wood?

BIGBOY4rmAHM | 19

#4722735 - Monday 23 July 2012 08:12

This sounds like the beginning of a porno.

By Newbie21 | 1

#785078 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:20

hehe how embarrassing FYL

By george456 | 0

#785085 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:24

LOL

By makii_fml | 0

#785087 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By bhangu023 | 0

#785091 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:26

ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air

By WreckerGirl | 4

#785093 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:27

AWKWARD! How will you ever look her in the eye again?

hahayousucks | 3

#2203076 - Saturday 19 March 2011 06:14

like a boss

By Nic_hole | 0

#785095 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:28

hahaha ahh that's great lolz

By Laurendorcus | 0

#785096 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:28

Im suprised you didnt notice something was wrong when first you walked into the room and she yelled out "oh baby baby!" as her eyes popped out of her head. Oh, you sexy beast. :-)

By bhangu023 | 0

#785097 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:28

ahaha u shud of been like it's better to let it hang

By Ishki | 0

#785098 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:28

So... Did you get some?

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