Today, I got my septum piercing stuck in a bag of cinnamon pine cones at Target. My boyfriend was wearing a red shirt with khaki pants, so all the other shoppers thought I had to call a Target employee over to "cut" me out of the bag. FML
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TheEndIsNigh
| 10
Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what this FML is about?
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Fritterzz
| 13
Once again, you and I are kept apart, oh sweet scented pine cones. -Patrick Star
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TheEndIsNigh
| 10
Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what this FML is about?
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Mynxie
| 26
I am lost too haha
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IAmClay
| 24
Same
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Glowworm56
| 25
Op apparently got her nose ring stuck in (or rather on) a bag of scented pine cones while shopping at Target. Her boyfriend went to help her, but since he was dressed exactly like a Target employee, spectators thought she had gotten a Target employee to help cut her free from the bag. Having an employee have to rescue you in public with everyone watching is pretty embarrassing--although in this case it was actually her boyfriend.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Hopefully, he’ll get recognized for delivering excellent customer service!
All they need to do is furnish him a name tag, and they’ve got an instant employee-of-the-month candidate.
All they need to do is furnish him a name tag, and they’ve got an instant employee-of-the-month candidate.
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Fritterzz
| 13
Once again, you and I are kept apart, oh sweet scented pine cones. -Patrick Star
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Dave_Davington
| 33
This is why people tell you not to stick your nose where it doesn't belong.
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DataWog
| 29
My first readthrough, I misread 'septum' as 'scrotum', and was VERY confused as to how one would manage to do that.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
What were you trying to in the first place?
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Glowworm56
| 25
Well at least you caught your piercing on something that actually smelled good.
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DragonMaiden7
| 15
I don’t know why, but my mind instantly interchanges septum with scrotum. So I had to reread this a few times before I finally understood what actually happened. Though, the first scenario was immensely more humorous.
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
Uh... how? You had to be that close to smell them? And, even if I get thumbed down for this, I'm going to say it - I'm sorry, but septum piercings aren't attractive, so you kind of deserve it there.
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Kitiara521
| 23
What in the world were you trying to do, snort them? If you can't smell something like that without shoving them up your nose, it's not doing its job.