By Anonymous - 4/8/2009 00:32 - United States
Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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  reyemrein  |  0

not an FML. Seriously who clicked yes when they were moderating this? Boo fucking hoo I said one stupid thing to a person I'll probably never see again! My life is obviously fucked beyond repair!