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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:24 / Australia
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  marinus_fml  |  19

This is what happens when you get your salad tossed for you. Idiots put tomato sauce instead of mayonnaise in it.

Unless you teach the other person how you like your salad...

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  Bethawny  |  0

a hand job? that's what happens when you have no job and play with puppets! how are your puppets bleeding!?

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  shannonreneee  |  11

Edward scissor hands is not very skilled in hand jobs. You don't want to know what he's like with blow jobs

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  MaryLovesYall  |  0

259-haha I'm also a freshman and I'm not that stupid!! it ain't called a bloody Mary...I dunno if you were tryin to be funny or somethin but it didn't work...dip shit..

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  jvillan87  |  5

What 23 is trying to say is: "I've never actually had someone give me a handjob, let alone had sex. I only prefer my hand because I've never felt anything else before...cept my father's pocket pussy I steal when he's not home."

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