By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston

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Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 852
You deserved it 1 528

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Did it work? I'm tired of paying hookers.

Ohhh I cringed from reading that My vacuum has a very small nozzle...

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Did it work? I'm tired of paying hookers.

It'll rip your dick off

best comment yet!

Ohhh I cringed from reading that My vacuum has a very small nozzle...

Must ... resist ... obvious ... joke!

that's what the X chromosome said

Fun Fact One: If they're human, they have at least one X chromosome. Fun Fact Two: Some men have more than one X chromosome, and some women have a Y chromosome. Some people have three or even more chromosomes, because biology does some unusual things sometimes. Fun Fact Three: There's around 2,000 genes on the X chromosome, whereas the Y chromosome has around 50-60 genes.

#13 thanks, bud

#15 you friendzoned the hell out of#13 R.I.P

stevenJB 25

hey, a bj is a bj.

Alright officer Doofy, we believe you. It really was an accident.

I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my room!

*creepy smile* night Cindy

Dude, that really sucks

Take revamps and put the nozzle on him lips while you're cousin is asleep

species4872 19

You got sucked off by Hoover.

there are soo many things wrong with that

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard at this. Lol but hey, at least you can say you got sucked lmao

Look on the bright side: You got your dick sucked.