By friendless - 03/12/2009 06:12 - Canada

Today, I got invited out by friends for coffee after I broke up with my boyfriend. When I told my mom where I was going, she looked at me and said, "But you don't have friends. All your friends are pixels. Where are you really going?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 580
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Sounds like an older-generation joke. As in, you crazy kids, with your Facebook and your messaging; all your friends are just little pixelated icons you chat with on computers, not real live people you have coffee with, ha ha ha. A terrible joke, true, but probably not a personal attack on you. Or maybe she thought you didn't hang out with your friends much while obsessing about your boyfriend; that's pretty common.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

haha well since "your friends are pixels" then maybe you shouldve shown her the messages proving you have friends unless you were lying in which case, YOU FUCKING LIAR!!! GO TO HELL :)

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

haha well since "your friends are pixels" then maybe you shouldve shown her the messages proving you have friends unless you were lying in which case, YOU FUCKING LIAR!!! GO TO HELL :)

Apparently she spends a lot of time on the computer, and her mom made a funny joke. No FML here!

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

actually it is an FML to people who have lives but for you its just everyday life

Unregistered 0

shes probably just looking out for her I mean her daughter probably has no record of an outside social life interacting only on the internet so ofc her mother would be suprised when she finds out shes auctually going somewhere I mean she could be meeting her "online boyfriend" and get kidnapped

ryguy997 0

don't feel bad op I'm a loner too.

2468CV2468 0

That must be such a F***ed mother!

supremes1997 0

wow dyl tour moms an ass

#2 why are you afraid to say fuck?

baby_gurl2405 0

wow... maybe you should bring her back picturs... then she'll feel guilty for having said that :-P mwa-ha-ha-ha

maybeh I shud teech u how 2 type nd see whut u sez? :o

Maybe #31 you could type like you're not a three year old.

Sounds like an older-generation joke. As in, you crazy kids, with your Facebook and your messaging; all your friends are just little pixelated icons you chat with on computers, not real live people you have coffee with, ha ha ha. A terrible joke, true, but probably not a personal attack on you. Or maybe she thought you didn't hang out with your friends much while obsessing about your boyfriend; that's pretty common.

IMVU/second life/habbo hotel obbsessed?

Your mom is making a joke. FYmomL because her kid doesn't have a sense of humour...

Well, I still think that's a little Not nice, i mean she didnt take megapixels into consideration.

Sun_Kissed18 25

And us megapixalian people have feelings too ya know :(

Who cares? If anything you should tell your mom she has no friends because a woman of her age actually knows what the term "pixels" means.

Skull_300 0

What the Fuck? Is your mom Banging your ex?

amusingly, if me and my boyfriend every broke up, i could relate. bahahha

Correct response: "Out for coffee, bitch."