Transportation: Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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unkinged44 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

well atleast he dosent care about the car

ILoveJace01 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:06

There goes his father's day present.

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ILoveJace01 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:06

There goes his father's day present.

Derix 11

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Thursday 7 April 2016 5:02

His Father's Day present is that his dad doesn't have to pick him up

Horurerukul 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

wow, your dad's a prick

unkinged44 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

well atleast he dosent care about the car

kb26hockey 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:12

...you call the cops, not your dad. and if the accident was your fault, YDI for sure.

crackz12 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:51

Fuck the police if its the fathers car/insurance he should deciede what he wants done

heyyou1203 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:16

o wow, i remember my mom came over immediately after my accident. and yea, 1st call u make is to 911 if someone hadn't already. even if no other cars were involved. that way you can get the car towed and go to the hospital if need be. accidents suck even if it was your fault, sorry dude!

texxxasissouth 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:18

Maybe since YOU got into the accident, YOU should have to deal with it. Accidents happen all the time, call 911, not your parents.

crackz12 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:53

Well how she deals with it is going to directly effect the father who owns the vehicle. He should be involved

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Saturday 30 May 2009 16:19

"my first car accident" as if it's something people generally experience regularly?? YDI.

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Saturday 30 May 2009 16:20

prick. :l

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Saturday 30 May 2009 16:21

PRICK PRICK PRICK PRCK

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Saturday 30 May 2009 16:25

hahaa that soudns like something red foreman from that 70s show would say

evangldbrg 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:28

#10, haha I was thinking the same thing. "Then after dinner, I'm gonna enjoy a little foot-in-your-ass"

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