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By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Cleaning puke from a bed is easier than cleaning puke from the carpet. I’d willingly stay up later for my bed to wash and dry than have to clean my carpet