Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML
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chug_bug
| 11
get a life lol
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iPeterPan
| 8
AVADA KEDAVRA YOU FILTHY MUGGLE!
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Nadia314
| 5
Wait until my father hears about this!
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soccerstar1996
| 18
Chug_bug can fuck off. Most people would go on a crusade FOR HARRY POTTER
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
Says the guy with 0 out of SEVEN fml's posted...
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Lomus
| 24
I don't see what you're getting at
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winnerme123
| 8
Who doesn't get in fights about Harry Potter the guy is pretty hairy.
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Slawter16
| 24
Filthy Muggles...
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cheekyterier
| 13
Muggles are just jealous. Leave him to his boring life of still photos, cars, and no butterbeer.
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zomgbies
| 17
I agree with chug_bug. If you're getting into fistfights about harry potter, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Ron Weasly voice
*I think he needs to sort out his priorities*
*I think he needs to sort out his priorities*
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Wizardo
| 33
*Snapes voice*
'Those who do not care about Harry Potter are clearly full of daaaark magic'.
'Those who do not care about Harry Potter are clearly full of daaaark magic'.
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nixis4lovers
| 13
THAT'S RIGHT!
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DocMcVickers
| 13
If you didn't fight about Harry Potter, people might think you're up...to something.
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CarbonCoach
| 11
isnt that a good thing? everything is going good in his life..
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Fluffydemise
| 18
Avada Kedavra, motherfucker.
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andrewturtle
| 16
Does this count as a death threat?
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NicaLovesDisney
| 17
I'd go with attempted murder. :p
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
This is why we can't have nice things..
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SJParker
| 13
It's pronounced lev-ee-OH-sa, not lev-ee-oh-SA
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little_excel
| 5
I thought it was supposed to be a fight with magic sticks !
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StraightEdge325
| 11
At least they didn't cast a spell on you.... or did they do that as well?
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Wizardo
| 33
Muggles always fighting, hope you Expalliarmused that punk.
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TheDrifter
| 23
It seems expelliarmus didn't work as planned. The disarmed muggle sucker punched op.
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Wizardo
| 33
Well then this calls for either Crucio or Imperio and either torture or make them humiliate themselves, fitting for a filthy mud blood.
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Padreschargers7
| 14
Crucio is the answer. Muggles, Mudbloods, and blood traitors deserve no mercy.
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Googolman
| 29
I think the term "disarmed" would be more accurate than "expelliarmused".
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daringtoride
| 27
Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand?
On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.
On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.
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kaybee41906
| 12
*Statute
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daringtoride
| 27
LOL just realized my mistake. Definitely not referring to a marble/concrete/etc. figure. Thanks for the correction :)
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kaiyybee
| 10
Hey man.. I understand. We can get pretty passionate about our obsessions.
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KingreX32
| 21
true dat.
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ikilledaman
| 9
What if the fight was about him not liking Harry Potter? That would quickly change my opinion on whether or not this requires a FYL
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pdp_fml
| 21
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Jeffo193
| 13
In the third Harry Potter book, 14-year-old Ron stands on a broken leg to tell a convicted murderer that he will die before that man gets to his best friend. Harry Potter is not just for kids.
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Blink_me26
| 21
And that's probably one of the lighter situations.
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NicaLovesDisney
| 17
Great stories are timeless.
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ElizaZee
| 9
Seems like you were in a quite HARRY situation eh??? Anyone? Anyone? Ok.
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Wiz_Of_Oz
| 17
Oof, I'm afraid I cringed at that one. Siriusly.
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vipirius
| 18
Wow those are some Severusly nice puns.
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melolune
| 9
Certainly a situation OP couldn't weasel out of.
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evilamoebaattack
| 20
OP is certainly off on the wRONg foot with these people...
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esines
| 9
I don't mean to snape at you 99, but that was a bad pun. I'd think next time before opening your Molfoy
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Blink_me26
| 21
Some things are worth fighting for OP.
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ghil15
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
And then OP would have another amazing series to fight over.
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NicaLovesDisney
| 17
Believe in magic, you muggle!
On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.