Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
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TheCaramelKing
| 11
Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.
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PandaSmile
| 24
Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.
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addioty
| 19
Kids do the darndest things!
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NeighSoulSister
| 6
I'm getting really tired of comments like this.
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| 28
If the roommate was there, it's her fault for not having watched over her sister.
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addioty
| 19
Sorry. I guess I really wanted the top spot and became one of THOSE commentors. I apologize for the shitty comment :/
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anonyeorge
| 3
did 1 really jus say "darnest" lol
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ChevyRedneck85
| 13
#55- nope they said darndest
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TheCaramelKing
| 11
Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.
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diarheea101
| 11
maybe she doesn't know any better, but if she does than, yesh, she best.
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PandaSmile
| 24
Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.
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Allennis44
| 16
Stay away from my dots
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Legendslayer222
| 26
Why even bother with wallpaper when you have such a budding artist ready to do the decorating for you?
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DocBastard
| 38
You shouldn't have put up polka dot wallpaper in the first place. You were begging for some little girl graffiti with that tacky shit.
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TogeBara
| 12
you are a right dick aren't you
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mif_fml
| 27
No, definitely a left dick.
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DocBastard
| 38
TogeBara - You did notice my name, right? There is a reason it isn't DocReallyNiceGuy.
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poppyseed420
| 9
Honesty tends to be brutal
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lovethesidewalk
| 19
Your roommate should fix it. Make him/her redo the wallpaper.
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gh0sthunter
| 6
probably because the higher she reached the higher she got.
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SoliDSt33L
| 33
Sharpies haven't been made that way for several years.
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japajo
| 2
Draw over it with dry erase marker...no more petals.
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alshygirl
| 14
How would that help?
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Treveyon56
| 14
Apparently 8 doesn't know what permanent means.
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lexa1love
| 16
Depending on what the surface was drawing over a permanent with a dry erase will break down the permanent and allow it to be erased like a dry erase marker.
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WiseGuy79
| 14
Polka dot wallpaper?? Serves you right for being stuck back in the 80s haha
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tifdunc
| 14
Sue that bitch
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DocBastard
| 38
We should all sue you for your dumbass comment.
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DrownedMyFish
| 18
That would be a huge waste of time and money.
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LowExpectations
| 30
I like how people think that a law suit will just print money for them. No, just no.
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
"Today, my insane roommate tried to sue me because my little sister drew on her new wallpaper. FML"
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monnanon
| 13
almost the definition of a frivolous lawsuit.