By Randy - United States
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
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  trevishere  |  7

To all you idiots that are blah-blahing about the wife.. What about this dude not having them in a safe place. I bet they were in a milk carton by the freaking couch.

  itsame0987  |  18

Op you completely deserve it. Maybe losing those comics will teach you to keep your valuables up where your 2 year old can't get to them. You are the only one to blame not your wife.. Sorry

  leadman1989  |  15

So her excuse is being a terrible mother? (in this instance) Luckily the kid didn't get their hands on something more dangerous. If you're watching a kid you're responsible for everything that happens during that time.

  indielove  |  13

35-it's exhausting watching after a 2 year old. What probably happened was she put the kid to sleep with her, and the kid wakes up and she's too knocked out to realize.

  Enslaved  |  36

I doubt she put the kid to sleep with her if she's sleeping in her easy chair. But you're right, kids do wake up.

I know a ex-coworker with a pool that fell asleep with a three year old. Need I say more?

  leadman1989  |  15

Great, it's still dangerous for that kid to be unsupervised. If she knows its too "exhausting" for her alone she should get some help either from friends, family, or professional. Because it's not an FML when the kid pulls the vase down on themselves.

  krazy_glu3  |  0

I'm a stay at home mom with two boys, 17 months and 2 1/2 yrs old. You have NO idea how exhausting it is. Anybody who doesn't have kids can't talk. Because she fell asleep doesn't mean she's a bad mom, it means she was worn out and sleepy. I've woken up to my 2 yr old having destroyed my bedroom. His toys were everywhere, my socks and underwear were everywhere, and even rolled my side table away from my bed. It's amazing what kids can do in such short amount of time.

  Vpedraza90  |  0

I agree with you.. Only a person which is either a stay at home mom or dad can really comment. And that still doesnt give us the right to judge. Kids will be kids.. I know my two yr old is a handfull.. Power to us home moms.. Men think work is harder than staying at home they are completely

By  TorturedXeno  |  27

Make him fly over the house in a single bound.

  spd2fst4u  |  5

He is talking about the one who is in charge. It's the females fault. She was looking after the kid and fell asleep on the job. She should be stoned by a lot of people.

  aeshleyrose  |  6

Right? Unless she's retarded I'm guessing the wife didn't give them to the kid. So essentially OP left a stack of valuable, inherited comic books where a two year old could get to them. Great job, dipshit OP.

  minisquid  |  9

Yupp, that'll teach little Timmy to stay out of daddies safe.

But on a gun related note, my dads friend got mugged on the way out of an NRA meeting. Needless to say, a .357 mag will scare most thieves.