Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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WOW_idc123
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eww. haha thts really weird
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narks
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LOL YDI for having a stupid whore daughter who has sex in the shower.
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Secret_Fire_King
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lol.. Oh well, OP.. At least you ruined their moment.. Or not.. If you didn't, FYL indeed..
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killerpenguin4
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you shouldve kicked the boyfriends ass... I would be really demoralized if my girlfriends naked dad kicked my ass
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chopra
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your daughtor is a slut like #99 said
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Hoplaka
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It's not the OPs fault.. so stfu. Fyl OP! That is awkwardddd
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smart16314
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he is her dad. that makes him at least partially responsible for how she turned out.
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happle
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Nowhere have I seen someone wondering why OP assumed his wife was in the shower when his daughter lives with them.
Seriously, wtf.
Seriously, wtf.
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TrippingOnAcid
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#203 he said "my bathroom" so I assumed it was an en suite bathroom
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tanishpradhan
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Why is everyone assuming there's something wrong with the daughter and the boyfriend getting it on?
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JBChristian
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In the parents bathroom. You don't think there's something wrong with that? And you never know, OP may be religious too.
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n1rvanat1zed
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ThatFailed
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Lol!
But who the HELL goes in there naked when it could have been anyone in the house?
But who the HELL goes in there naked when it could have been anyone in the house?
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HarperGirl
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talk about a freak glad i dont know you
p.s. talking to guy who said three some but that is why i always check to see if the door is locked and lock it when i am in ther
p.s. talking to guy who said three some but that is why i always check to see if the door is locked and lock it when i am in ther
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MyNameIsBruce
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It could've also been that his daughter was supposed to be at school.
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amazingdiva21
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eww a threesome between a daughter, her boyfriend, and HER DAD?! now that's messed up.
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Lqum26
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Well you can can assume if you're the father that your daughter should not be in your shower because that's just weird and she should have her own shower or bathtub, which is where he probably expects to be so when he hears his shower he thinks it has to be my wife. It's not his fault.
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holytornados
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Not everyone has multiple bathrooms.
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subgub2222
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Hello ya it is!
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killurbeer
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hahahahahahahaha! Thats hilarious but sucks at the same time
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blland
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One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had.
Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"
Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"
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JulzKay
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Haha, awesome!
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Funkengine12
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You win just for knowing the correct meaning of "wherefor". Thank you.
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monster_tamer
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Kudos to you. XD
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HarperGirl
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very funny i like it alot plus as added bonus it makes sense
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TheRussian7
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lol that's funny
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Hankjeter
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really not that great. wherefore means 'why'. learn it
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Eyams
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Made my day lol
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quiXotic11
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Replace the 'Wherefore' in that sentence with 'Why'. Problem?
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trivel64
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this, sir, just made my day.
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friedchickenpie
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*thine own
Like a & an, thy comes before consonant sounds and thine before vowel sounds.
Like a & an, thy comes before consonant sounds and thine before vowel sounds.
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Mercy71195
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Even if you replace it with "why" in the sentence, it still makes sense. So, before you tell others to learn something, learn it yourself. That was a great comment, im still laughing haha
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Angelkisses130
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This has to be my favorite comment of all time...
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sux2beU
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LMFAO
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bubblybrooke
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I love how he seems to think that the awkward moment of silence was the fml. I think it would be more that your daughter saw you naked while you saw her and her boyfriend naked and "making out" (cuz there was probly at least some touching there). I think that THAT is the true fml. lol it made me laugh tho
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Ashbashcrashed
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Nah, isn't it that his wife wasn't in there? Wasn't THAT the FML?
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CrunkCupcake97
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wow.. that's terrible! :(
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moopsy234
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today my boyfriend and I decided to go to my house and take a shower while making out. my dad then walked in butt naked and joined us. I'm now pregnant with no clue in who the father is.
that would suck! lol
that would suck! lol
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nosedive1994
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LMAO!!!
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nahgemsoohc
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cue creepy voice, 'who's your daddy...'
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DusktheKat
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Well, which one did you have sex with, you idiot?! AND IF YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR DAD I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL YOU A W*ORE
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thatguynamedsky
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... I have no words for the person above me
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GreenDayRHCP
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How old is your daughter?
And FYL haha
And FYL haha
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Redrosesandrain
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blland: epic win.
Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"