By Anonymous - United States - Redmond
Today, I got home from work a little late due to bad traffic. My wife kissed me, then flew into a rage and swore that I had the taste of penis on my lips, accusing me of cheating on her with a guy. Apparently she got this insane "test your man" idea from some Cosmo-type magazine. FML
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By  ThatFancyPenn  |  18

Don't worry, my breath too smells like penis sometimes.

  Caitie_kid  |  8

They really are! There's one article about testing your man, then there's a article about how important trust is in a relationship, then there's an article on how you should always be trying pushing yourself to look a certain way for your man, then there's an article about being happy with the way you naturally look... Those magazines are crap.

  scarface90  |  8

99- so true, most of the women writing these articles are usually 30-something years old, still single and looking for "Mr. Right"

They write these articles to torture us guys in healthy relationships.

By  DocBastard  |  38

I suppose there's one guy out there who actually is cheating with a guy that will get caught by this devious plot.

And ALL the other men will think their wives are completely fucking insane.