By markyvilla - United States
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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  kiltsaresexy  |  4

What's worse than their luck is the way this FML is written. The beginning --"getting dressed up for the first time in days"-- and the end-- their car getting broken into-- have nothing to do with each other. The beginning could have been left out.

  dre_bro11  |  12

#42, it's the way OP wrote it, so deal with it.
If that part wasnt included that'd be like writing a story but skipping straight to the ending. It doesn't work.

  beccusmaximus  |  0

I think his point about not going anywhere for days is part of the FML because his car was unlocked for three days. And also the break in could have happened on day one. If OP had a life, and left his house more often, the car might not have been broken into in the first place.

  TomPusslicker  |  21

yesss lmao. theres usually not much worth taking in most cars. if it were me, there would have been a dump on the driver seat, or just smeared on the back of the steering wheel to cheer you up when you go to drive it.

on a side note though, i wonder if op really did forget to lock the door, or the thief just left it unlocked after.

  KleenexWaffle  |  3

lmao way too literal an interpretation. Take what OP said at face value: "First time I got dressed up in days"...

I didn't realize they made fabric in clothing form now. I've been in the nude since I popped out the womb