FML : Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their...

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Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML

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By wtfguys / Monday 13 October 2014 08:17 / United States

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By TanzWolf | 26

#6088517 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:12

Ouch, that sucks for them though... They must be good friends. The pain they went through just for you.

By xXToxicPenguinXx | 12

#6088519 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:13

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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By Nederlander95 | 14

#6088515 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:12

What a hairy situation.

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sayyestothedress | 24

#6088549 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:22

No just don't

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Roskosity | 22

#6088592 - Monday 13 October 2014 17:46

Yeah stop. Fur real.

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gatorclay97 | 28

#6089072 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 3:06

GTFO.

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#6089283 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 8:38

Don't cough up a pube ball now...

By TanzWolf | 26

#6088517 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:12

Ouch, that sucks for them though... They must be good friends. The pain they went through just for you.

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EverestMelting | 23

#6088555 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:25

All joking aside, I think this can constitute as a situation where these are obviously OPs best friends. They probably wouldn't have done that if they didn't like OP.

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stellamahone | 4

#6088596 - Monday 13 October 2014 17:50

lol op this reminds of spongebob

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randomcrazyguy | 14

#6088676 - Monday 13 October 2014 18:56

Sweater of eyelashes? Maybe they will make him a pubic hair sweater

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sexpectations | 15

#6088907 - Monday 13 October 2014 23:28

It really just seems like a lose-lose situation

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Mauskau | 35

#6089021 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 1:31

You mean if they didn't like OP they wouldn't think of sticking their pubes on them? D:

By Adeptasaurus | 12

#6088518 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:12

I'm sorry op, *insert witty joke here*

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PresidentNorth | 16

#6088567 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:34

Could have just put the joke. Now I'll forever wonder what witty joke you could have. Why couldn't you just put the joke?!?!

By xXToxicPenguinXx | 12

#6088519 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:13

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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arrow007archer | 19

#6089064 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 2:40

That's Nasty

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randomgirl1234 | 20

#6090275 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 18:24

Same. That's just gross

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xXToxicPenguinXx | 12

#6090377 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 20:52

Well people don't get expressions.. smh

By missyfiona89 | 28

#6088522 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:14

Masochists. That's what they are.

By listner1 | 9

#6088524 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:14

That's plain disgusting.

By iAmPaul | 49

#6088531 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:15

Sounds like good old-fashioned fun.

By nela25 | 23

#6088532 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:15

I'm more concerned about the fact that they willingly decided to turn that into a game. Because waxing down there hurts like hell!

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ninety | 25

#6088839 - Monday 13 October 2014 21:46

Right? Would have been way less painful to just shave and go from there.

By shay_serendipity | 29

#6088533 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:15

That is all kinds of messed up.

By justinemalang1 | 14

#6088535 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:16

What the fuck kind of friends are those? Hope you enjoyed the hairy situation. I'm just kidding.

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