I love how he said "a perfectly crisp 5 dollar bill" if you replace "5 dollar bill" into "potato chip" it will sound like a lays chips commercial

The good thing is by only having $5 he can sill say he can't spare it since it is all he has. The bright side of a mistake!

I don't think it applies if it's a five, not in this economy.

thats just... why would the lady spend her time doing something worthless?

"Seems logical to me". Really? Does it? Idk about others but to me it certainly doesn't.

Obviously I'm not the only one who didn't "get it" since your comment is buried.

I understood it, and found it funny. Guess I'm in the minority.

*face palm*

This is why children shouldn't be allowed on the Internet

40 your pic is scary

#5 was obviously joking. Seriously you guys are so harsh here. Give her a break.

are people really that dumb to take 5 seriously? wowwwww i actually cant believe it..

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

I'm probably the only one with humor here cause this made me giggle.

The OP's attitude was a little douchie if, instead of saying no, you want to prove to them that you don't have any money. That's karma for you, glad for the lady who got the 5 dollars :)

In your face?