FML : Today, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to...

Today, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I had no cash, only to reveal a perfectly crisp five dollar bill that I had completely forgotten about. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Yeah - / Friday 24 October 2014 05:02 / United States - El Paso

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By obnum | 19

#6098836 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:31

You could've just said no in the first place, without showing her your wallet.

By kwyk | 23

#6098834 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:30

Life's not so bad when you can forget you have money in your wallet.

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By HarshD9619 | 34

#6098832 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:28

Genuine mistake, not your fault buddy.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6099237 - Friday 24 October 2014 23:13

I love how he said "a perfectly crisp 5 dollar bill" if you replace "5 dollar bill" into "potato chip" it will sound like a lays chips commercial

onlychildFTW | 33

#6099683 - Saturday 25 October 2014 12:05

The good thing is by only having $5 he can sill say he can't spare it since it is all he has. The bright side of a mistake!

By EuphoricSadness | 18

#6098833 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:29

It's as if she was expecting it.

By kwyk | 23

#6098834 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:30

Life's not so bad when you can forget you have money in your wallet.

CoGhostRider | 31

#6098897 - Friday 24 October 2014 14:33

I don't think it applies if it's a five, not in this economy.

By jack_jill05 | 14

#6098835 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

notgointoeurope | 11

#6098856 - Friday 24 October 2014 13:01

thats just... why would the lady spend her time doing something worthless?

byEyecandy | 10

#6098868 - Friday 24 October 2014 13:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

cinskeep43 | 15

#6098885 - Friday 24 October 2014 14:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Cass_x | 22

#6098903 - Friday 24 October 2014 14:37

"Seems logical to me". Really? Does it? Idk about others but to me it certainly doesn't.

jack_jill05 | 14

#6098917 - Friday 24 October 2014 15:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Cass_x | 22

#6098923 - Friday 24 October 2014 15:37

Obviously I'm not the only one who didn't "get it" since your comment is buried.

jack_jill05 | 14

#6098929 - Friday 24 October 2014 15:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6098953 - Friday 24 October 2014 17:04

I understood it, and found it funny. Guess I'm in the minority.

Geeve95 | 11

#6098959 - Friday 24 October 2014 17:15

*face palm*

defnotapedophile | 10

#6099057 - Friday 24 October 2014 19:11

This is why children shouldn't be allowed on the Internet

coming back in the future | 30

#6099218 - Friday 24 October 2014 22:54

40 your pic is scary

Marcella1016 | 26

#6099266 - Saturday 25 October 2014 0:10

#5 was obviously joking. Seriously you guys are so harsh here. Give her a break.

brand125 | 17

#6099494 - Saturday 25 October 2014 4:23

are people really that dumb to take 5 seriously? wowwwww i actually cant believe it..

ARetardedSeal | 24

#6099591 - Saturday 25 October 2014 6:51

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

liesseling | 13

#6106725 - Saturday 1 November 2014 19:29

I'm probably the only one with humor here cause this made me giggle.

By obnum | 19

#6098836 - Friday 24 October 2014 12:31

You could've just said no in the first place, without showing her your wallet.

seriouslygrowup | 11

#6098863 - Friday 24 October 2014 13:12

The OP's attitude was a little douchie if, instead of saying no, you want to prove to them that you don't have any money. That's karma for you, glad for the lady who got the 5 dollars :)