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I don't know if this is a common occurrence or not but I can please myself much better than any man has ever pleased me.

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#4 - While I cannot say whether it is a majority or minority (because I am neither a professional statistician nor a woman), it is an unfortunately common problem. What will help to at the least bridge the gap between pleasure you get from others and that which you get from yourself is clear, honest communication.

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#1, it'll have to be hard if she wants sex. You can't even get started with a floppy penis.

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That's a negative #32. Not every female is the same. You women love the D. The thirst for it will never dry or vanish from your minds.

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I she can't give herself an orgasm, some random guy who doesn't know anything about what she likes probably won't be able to give her one either.

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Also try finding a place that turns you on. Why do people have sex in a kitchen, the park, etc.? Because it gives a heightened sense of awareness.

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Sadly, it's most common that if you struggle solo it's harder with a man. I wish it worked that way! Though the women know the lady-form better ;)

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exactly, grape reference is from that song. Also #45, if you don't know what a finger massager is...well...I digress

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Honestly for me it took me awhile to be able to orgasm with just my hand. I suggest buying a toy or if you dont have one you can find objects at home such as a brush handle. Also what girls tend to love is the shower head/bath faucet. Run the water gently at lukewarm and then place your clit under it. You can adjust the water to hot, cold, strong, gentle. It feels amazing.

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Another thing to do the trick is if you have a showerhead on a hose, fill the tub up just over your clitoris and then detach the showerhead from the hose. More cold water means more power and holding it against yourself is just like owning a clit vibrator.

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I'd like to be a fly on your walls. An FML post that has beautiful women openly giving advice on how to get themselves off? Fucking awesome!

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You know how much easier it is for a guy? Plop down on the bed, whip out the dick and have at it. Females actually have to strategize 0_o

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Its a well known fact that a person can satisfy him/her much better than anyone els due to the fact that you know what you want.

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