Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML
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herzskins
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Nothing like a 1-upper.
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TheKareBear
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ah.. old people these days.
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herzskins
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Nothing like a 1-upper.
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cc_the_beast
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Touché old lady...touché.
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CatEyes66
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Well did she make you feel way better about your nose bleed?
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cwissi
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old people are so 'cute'
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dummbrunette
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I'm sorry, was my Grandma Jill bothering you? Don't worry, she does this to everyone she meets and tells them the same story. Sadly..it's true. All the time.
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daisyloo
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Haha, she was just trying to make you feel better!! FYL though, nosebleeds suck:(
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goshpeople
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It seems kind of weird that the old lady would just volunteer that information when it appears that the OP didn't even talk to her beforehand. She must be a compulsive one-upper to try to one-up a person who didn't say anything.
Or just really wanted to tell someone she crapped her pants.
Or just really wanted to tell someone she crapped her pants.
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zekecastro
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super mario!(:
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anjelicjazzy
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im sure you felt better though (:
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ILUVMSC
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erm.. need a tissue?
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daBeast155
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that's attractive
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ILUVMSC
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this kinda reminds me of how my grandmother would try to comfort someone, ha,
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JoeTheMan12
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that's how grandma does it, she brings up shit that doesnt have to do with anything to make you feel better, Gotta love em.
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dolphincheddar
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this fml is fake. Women don't poop. even old ones. theyre food magically dissapears in their stomach. I thought everyone knew this?
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Lolbunnycloud
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71# Dont be a sexist bitch
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nonelikeworms
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74, no need to be a nonsexist bitch
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lcecreamNSadness
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That's what FML is all about, isn't it?
And we are a bunch of sadists, aren't we?
And we are a bunch of sadists, aren't we?
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tjv3
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that an fml for the old lady
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Junicarie
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I like elderly people and the stuff they say.
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metalhead5564
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...ew!
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OWNZ
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I wanna party with her!!!
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ImaWiseGuy
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elders tend to have sound logic behind there reasonings...
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whybother8
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oxyclean!
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flossybaben
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trust pink, forget stains
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lcecreamNSadness
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Did u get paid already?
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flossybaben
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yeh 50 bucks, - brand power, brought to you to buy better.
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lcecreamNSadness
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Ya,the same 50 bucks you paid over the time ,which they used in mass advertisement campaigns.
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flossybaben
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advertisement campaigns- we couldn't live without them.
yep just pocketed $150
yep just pocketed $150
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lcecreamNSadness
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Marks as Spam*
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flossybaben
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your face is spam
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laplander_fml
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yuck
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JoeTheMan12
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guess grandma's situation is more of a FML then op's..
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lcecreamNSadness
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TMI.
^I wonder how this hasn't been used till now!
^I wonder how this hasn't been used till now!
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joefrazier
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things like that people shouldn't know
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TheKareBear
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ah.. old people these days.
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daydreamer244
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ewwww.....y wud she shit her pants in a bathroom??? uck thts just gross...
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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lol would you rather she shit her pants in front of everyone? anyways I'm assuming she DID shit her pants outside of the bathroom and came in there to clean up.
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daydreamer244
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ohhh well tht kinda makes sense....:P
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ryno101
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you must be a bright individual...maybe she is in there cleaning her shit up...hey stoopid
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daydreamer244
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don't b an ass ok I am bright just slightly slow!!!!
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noelykins1
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or possibly she was in the stall and was about to shit but ended up pooping her pants cause she wasn't quick enough to take odd her pants she could of also been wearing a belt
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Hockeyboy4280
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37- your comment,"I am bright just a little slow" makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
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martafarta
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your an idiot, thats what the fucking bathroom is foor, SHITTING.
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roflrawrlol
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you're... for... that is all.
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herzskins
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I assume she's in the bathroom cleaning up her accident...
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Snowble11
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Ah old people, always brightening everyone's day
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lizardlols
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I think technically, she was shitting on the day.
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yomama97
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old people are fucking awesome -.-
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samanthanicolee
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wait.. will the blood or the poop come out in the wash?
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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seriously dude, would OP wash her nose in a washing machine?
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Jacobt24
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she could have blood on her shirt from where it was dripping
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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that's what I thought but I just assumed the lady was talking about her shit coming out in the wash since she said it right after mentioning that she shit her pants. could be either one though :)
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fiju
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blood goes out in cold water anyway
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jessicahpippi
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I saw your picture and was amazed that you like Brand New. Kudos to you stranger.
And I really don't care how many negatives I get for this since it doesn't relate to the topic.
That is all.
And I really don't care how many negatives I get for this since it doesn't relate to the topic.
That is all.
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Ace021
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The shit will
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foilindo
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I think that she's got it a lot worse than you!!! lol. hope she doesn't have to use public transportation!!! lol
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metalhead5564
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Lmao Sasuke!
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bearkiller4
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your picture is do cute!
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metalhead5564
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