By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro


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M0rt 0

+5 internetz

Hopefully not BBW small.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

I hate scitzophrenic neighbors too, OP.

Haha nice reference

The stereotypes are booming! Don't use them!

There's no such this as American small anymore, only medium, large, or as many X's as you can type in the box provided.

94yhy 8

Maybe it's the heels OP is wearing to compensate for her being small.

There are American smalls... I can name two girls I know (9th grade) 5'10 and weighs less then 100 there is also a 4'9 that weighs 70-80

Are you by any chance a 12 year old that play violin?

I'm 6'4" and I weigh 140, so I'm extremely small, and I'm American.

You can definitely be "small" and make a lot of noise. I grew up in a condominium so I learned how to walk quietly, but most folks walk heel-first instead of on the balls of their feet. Then it doesn't take much for quick little footsteps to echo through the structural parts of the house.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I'm 5'8" and weigh 120 but then again I'm 16 :P

I think OP should get those one clothe woven like hammock floors above the regular floor like they have at bonkers

fallingstarsxox 8

Lol I saw that FML as well

InanimateObject 0


Lol @ all of the people who are posting their height and weight. It's a joke.

83 - You can still walk quietly even if you walk heel first.

tjv3 10

You should post a picture and show us how small you are

LeStab 4

And you are still alive?! I'm 6'2" and 180.. If I lost 40lbs I'd be a stick

bizarre_ftw 21

71 - Excuse me! I have a friend who disappears when she turns sideways! Then again, she is a ginger, they have a tendency to be anomalies... :) (note: gingers are awesome and shall take over the world)

Gingers have no souls.

I'm huge... Oh, we're talking about weight, my bad...

flamerocker 9

Op should call Criss Angel

leadrunner751 3

only queers insult the country they live in

It's definitely possible. one of my housemates is a 5'0" Asian girl, 90 lbs at most, and she sounds like an elephant going up the stairs. Her (slightly larger) sister doesn't though, so it must be the way she walks.

Agreed. However, I was born here and have a healthy BMI of 19.(:

heatherrr17 19

#26 schizophrenic neighbor reallly? Thats offensive, ive had psychotic episodes...

tjv3 10

Wow that blows

m0tl3ycru3 0

Just increase your sneak to 99 like in skyrim

Jvr91 8

Be a ninja like me

StopDropNRoll 11

^ will you train me. I want to walk around silently too!

I'm a ninja too xD

Missiy10 0

No no no u think ur ninga??? No u have to be asian to be ninga like me!!!

beachbabe830 0

It's really not as hard as it looks

Show them what loud and obnoxious really sounds like and then maybe they'll appreciate how much noise you actually make.

every1luvsboners 11

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

every1luvsboners 11

Yes ma'am, everything you say is correct.

ikickgingers 15

Hence the suggestion...

ROFL I could just picture that, hilarious!

bizarre_ftw 21

I've got a friend name Rafael who, for obvious reasons, everyone calls rofl, now I can't see that acronym with out picturing his insane weirdness.

bizarre_ftw 21

>.< I think it's officially ruined for me!

put a bunch of foam mattresses on the floor, then walk on them.

Do you know how to read?

kaylee777 0

Once you learn, please teach me. Thx :)

rcloca 10

I heard if you can levitate, the neighbor will be happy and so will you because you would be magical!