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american small or actual small?

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.


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+5 internetz

Hopefully not BBW small.

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

I hate scitzophrenic neighbors too, OP.

Haha nice reference

The stereotypes are booming! Don't use them!

There's no such this as American small anymore, only medium, large, or as many X's as you can type in the box provided.

Maybe it's the heels OP is wearing to compensate for her being small.

There are American smalls... I can name two girls I know (9th grade) 5'10 and weighs less then 100 there is also a 4'9 that weighs 70-80

Are you by any chance a 12 year old that play violin?

I'm 6'4" and I weigh 140, so I'm extremely small, and I'm American.

You can definitely be "small" and make a lot of noise. I grew up in a condominium so I learned how to walk quietly, but most folks walk heel-first instead of on the balls of their feet. Then it doesn't take much for quick little footsteps to echo through the structural parts of the house.

I'm 5'8" and weigh 120 but then again I'm 16 :P

I think OP should get those one clothe woven like hammock floors above the regular floor like they have at bonkers

Lol I saw that FML as well


Lol @ all of the people who are posting their height and weight. It's a joke.

83 - You can still walk quietly even if you walk heel first.

You should post a picture and show us how small you are

And you are still alive?! I'm 6'2" and 180.. If I lost 40lbs I'd be a stick

71 - Excuse me! I have a friend who disappears when she turns sideways! Then again, she is a ginger, they have a tendency to be anomalies... :) (note: gingers are awesome and shall take over the world)

Gingers have no souls.

I'm huge... Oh, we're talking about weight, my bad...

Op should call Criss Angel

only queers insult the country they live in

It's definitely possible. one of my housemates is a 5'0" Asian girl, 90 lbs at most, and she sounds like an elephant going up the stairs. Her (slightly larger) sister doesn't though, so it must be the way she walks.

Agreed. However, I was born here and have a healthy BMI of 19.(:

#26 schizophrenic neighbor reallly? Thats offensive, ive had psychotic episodes...

Wow that blows

Just increase your sneak to 99 like in skyrim

Be a ninja like me

^ will you train me. I want to walk around silently too!

I'm a ninja too xD

No no no u think ur ninga??? No u have to be asian to be ninga like me!!!

It's really not as hard as it looks

Show them what loud and obnoxious really sounds like and then maybe they'll appreciate how much noise you actually make.

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Yes ma'am, everything you say is correct.

Hence the suggestion...

ROFL I could just picture that, hilarious!

I've got a friend name Rafael who, for obvious reasons, everyone calls rofl, now I can't see that acronym with out picturing his insane weirdness.

>.< I think it's officially ruined for me!

put a bunch of foam mattresses on the floor, then walk on them.

Do you know how to read?

Once you learn, please teach me. Thx :)

I heard if you can levitate, the neighbor will be happy and so will you because you would be magical!