FML : Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today and had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone...

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today and had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can verify he can go back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By joshua - / Monday 25 January 2010 21:24 / United States

Kids

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By BadPinkKitty07 | 0

#798747 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:35

lice, lice, baby!

By youdidwhatnow | 0

#798755 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

Haha, I love your brother.

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By BadPinkKitty07 | 0

#798747 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:35

lice, lice, baby!

h_langston12 | 0

#798760 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:38

[email protected]^
but OP, that sucks.

tomc666 | 0

#798791 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:48

I replied to bomber no 1

nothingbutnet003 | 0

#798795 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:49

you sir, have earned a steaming hot pile of win. and to the OP, i'd say karma took care of your bro for you :D

By youdidwhatnow | 0

#798755 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

Haha, I love your brother.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#798817 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:54

Conniving little one, no? I would have never thought of that. I could have used it today! Damn, oh well

baseball6917 | 8

#2560243 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:06

her little brother is definitely winning. lol

By Luckster | 0

#798761 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:38

I would have had one hell of a punishment if I ever pulled that stunt off! I really hope your brother gets in trouble for this, OP.

By iankennedy17 | 0

#798767 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:39

this sounds more like a retarded facebook status. leave the bullshit of fml, we don't give a shit.....

By itsucks12 | 0

#798770 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:39

should have raised him better.

050294 | 0

#798796 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:48

It was his brother, dumbass.

By MadeOfAwesome | 1

#798774 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:42

This doesn't sound like an FML, more like an entertaining anecdote. And that WAS a brilliant idea, actually.

Pointy130 | 0

#799165 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:31

Yeah. That kid will go places.

chaos753159 | 4

#799167 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:32

like jail or the white house?

alexandraa_fml | 0

#799378 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:23

Whats the difference?

riku3220 | 2

#799382 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:26

Good idea until he realizes that he'll have to stay after school one day or stay in during recess to take the test!!!

By mshafty | 0

#798789 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:45

Wow your bother is clever. I think he has a nice career ahead of him as a con man.

youdidwhatnow | 0

#798868 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:13

Or a congressman.

krnmafia92 | 0

#799019 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:20

What's the difference?

toxic10uhc | 0

#799323 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:51

zing.

robb23 | 0

#799436 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:32

lmfao @ the cogressmen, and the zing

By meenz | 0

#798792 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:48

LMFAO!!

By what_the_fail | 0

#798798 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:50

Your brothers awesome! His idea was smart

By Tikwichka | 5

#798827 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:57

It is a win for all; the boy gets off school and out of his test and the OP gets to leave work early!

Luckster | 0

#798846 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:03

In this economy, unless someone is dying and you need to be there, it is never a good thing to leave work early.

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