By johnG - 21/12/2009 15:23 - Canada

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Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 049
You deserved it 9 873

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Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just fucked yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman prefers while still legally married? seriously?!

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Just divorce her

YDI for not divorcing her. You whore.

Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just fucked yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

wear a rubber

I totally agree.

Som ppls religion keeps them frm divorce...i think it counts as adultery

Some people can't afford a divorce. I don't know how divorces are anywhere in the world but in Germany and there they are expensive. My mom and dad split up a couple years ago but never divorced because it costs too much.

Maybe OP is trying to divorce his (hopefully now ex) wife. Thus he is still legally married to her.

you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman prefers while still legally married? seriously?!

A lot of pregnancy happen by accident

wow you're sick. and so is your wife. way to fuck up guy

u look like Justin bieber just kidding

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I sure hope John G doesn't live in Texas - state statute says you're married, kid's assumed to be yours. John G may be in for a child support surprise depending on where he lives.

says he's from Canada, so he should be fine.. but he still is an idiot for not divorcing first, seriously

only have to pay child support if it came from your sperm

Is your wife's baby yours? I couldn't tell from the wording.. If you got them both pregnant..YDI =

It's time to book a guest spot on "Maury."

haha my thoughts exactly... "in the case of one month old Jacob, John, you are not the father."

paternity test.

divorce her, get a paternity test, problem solved. unless you are the father in which case fyl.