By anonymous - 16/3/2011 02:05
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
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  bitchslapped22  |  14

Stewie does this in the episode Road to Multi-Verse when Brian and him travel to different dimensions. But instead of using a ziplock bag, when Stewie shits on the ground and tells him to pick it up, Brian says he needs a bag and Stewie says, "Here's a thin napkin." Yes, I've seen this 20 times.

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  DaveOnDope  |  4

Calling, "DA DOG WHISPERER!"

damn, didn't work.

It's really fun when little boys get it into their heads that everything in the world around them is something to pee on or into.