Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
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Kefka91
| 15
pick it up Brian. PICK UP MY POO!
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afdude87
| 6
Shitty
COMMENTS
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afdude87
| 6
Shitty
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Aha! I see wha you did there.
And I approve.
And I approve.
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Nico1929
| 5
Ohhh puns...
*wipes tear from eye*
I remember when you used to be original
*wipes tear from eye*
I remember when you used to be original
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Sae_Ghelk
| 6
Win.
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john7h567hgrd
| 0
Does this remind anyone else of stewie?
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lionheart822
| 13
lol now that you mention it, I can completely imagine Stewie doing this. xD
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bitchslapped22
| 14
Stewie does this in the episode Road to Multi-Verse when Brian and him travel to different dimensions. But instead of using a ziplock bag, when Stewie shits on the ground and tells him to pick it up, Brian says he needs a bag and Stewie says, "Here's a thin napkin." Yes, I've seen this 20 times.
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mfjkr
| 10
where did boners go haven't seen him comment on stuff
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tulsafml
| 0
Sexy
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krazygirl100
| 9
lololol thats a good one.
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iSitt
| 0
call da dog whisperer
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Adorlee
| 11
Lol reminds me if that episode of South Park..
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DaveOnDope
| 4
Calling, "DA DOG WHISPERER!"
damn, didn't work.
It's really fun when little boys get it into their heads that everything in the world around them is something to pee on or into.
damn, didn't work.
It's really fun when little boys get it into their heads that everything in the world around them is something to pee on or into.
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afdude87
| 6
everything IS meant to be peed on / into
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MissBunny25
| 0
40 I'm pretty sure OP's kid took a shit..
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andinho
| 0
he couldve pee'd
during his shit ^
during his shit ^
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SexyFlexiLexi
| 0
hahaha
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giantsfan2010
| 23
If I was that kids parents I would be laughing so hard. I would still punish him though.
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paragor34
| 0
At least he's preparing himself for life as a douche bag
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Kefka91
| 15
pick it up Brian. PICK UP MY POO!
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vsx2000goton
| 0
4, lol that's hilarious.
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jallee
| 1
my thoughts exactly
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Snowlight_fml
| 7
Pick up my poop.
First thoughts as i read this FML xD
First thoughts as i read this FML xD
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forever2life
| 0
That's what I thought of too lol
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xoxomariahkxoxo
| 6
Who doesnt like family guy? Hahaha i adore that child. Role model
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Turock27
| 7
Your comment made my day
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Battledog5006
| 0
that's so epic
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ENLT
| 6
I'm not even mad... I'm impressed.
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cloudy01
| 0
^this
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MissBunny25
| 0
57 for the win! anchorman FTW.
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Michaelsgirl04
| 9
yeah, I can tell by your t-shirt you're a real winner. Disgusting asshole. -_-
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KatieKhaos
| 0
That is fucking epic!
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denvan
| 0
Oh he was making sure she knew who the bitch is at school.
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gRAPE_SAUCE
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lmao the sad thing is that someone has to actually pick it up xD
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rpace35
| 0
I'll have to remember that
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someone3225
| 2
and that's how its done