Aha! I see wha you did there. And I approve.

Ohhh puns... *wipes tear from eye* I remember when you used to be original

Win.

Does this remind anyone else of stewie?

lol now that you mention it, I can completely imagine Stewie doing this. xD

Stewie does this in the episode Road to Multi-Verse when Brian and him travel to different dimensions. But instead of using a ziplock bag, when Stewie shits on the ground and tells him to pick it up, Brian says he needs a bag and Stewie says, "Here's a thin napkin." Yes, I've seen this 20 times.

where did boners go haven't seen him comment on stuff

Sexy

lololol thats a good one.

Lol reminds me if that episode of South Park..

Calling, "DA DOG WHISPERER!" damn, didn't work. It's really fun when little boys get it into their heads that everything in the world around them is something to pee on or into.

everything IS meant to be peed on / into

40 I'm pretty sure OP's kid took a shit..

he couldve pee'd during his shit ^

hahaha

At least he's preparing himself for life as a douche bag

4, lol that's hilarious.

my thoughts exactly

Pick up my poop. First thoughts as i read this FML xD

That's what I thought of too lol

Who doesnt like family guy? Hahaha i adore that child. Role model

Your comment made my day

I'm not even mad... I'm impressed.

^this

57 for the win! anchorman FTW.

yeah, I can tell by your t-shirt you're a real winner. Disgusting asshole. -_-