By miss Suzanne - 14/9/2010 21:46 - United States
Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped 2 of the cushions. FML
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  Tasanasanta  |  0

Hold it their 18... Kids are great for labor. When you're lazy and don't want to mow the lawn, or do the dishes, or get a drink. That's what my parents do anyways T_T. They call me Manuel Labor.
22- Who said it was a bitch? And pussies (in your context) suck balls!

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  bishoprsv2  |  0

In order to be on the same intellectual level as people replying to #1, I would like to say this to OP:

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  green_eyes124  |  0

It's really not the dogs fault. The wife should have put sheets or some covering on the sofas until she trained the dog to not be on the couch. No reason to be mean to the dog guys : )

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  mooshibear140  |  4

#11, that will only work if the cushions look the same on both sides. On my leather sofa one side is leather and the bottom is some other material. But if both sides are the same, then yeah, that would work. :)