By forever young - 05/07/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 398
You deserved it 52 756

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@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...

You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.

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what results showed up?

What's wrong with being forever young? It's much more fun that way.

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"Pull up your goddamn pants!"

Why not search and see?

jessicajackson_fml 8

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@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...

I can tell you just got out of 1st grade by your grammar.

Why do people click "reply" on a comment, when you're not even gonna actually reply to the comment.

They want to top that comment or something or be the number one comment, idk im new here

They do it because they know that no one is going to look at the 200th comment.

assassinbanana0 20

At least you're trying to change now? Better late than never, OP!

Damian95 16

Ill give an A for the effort. But a b- for turning it in late.

HowAreYouToday 34

I don't get how googling something is an FML. The things I search for are much weirder than that, OP.

I don't wanna grow up I'm a toys-r-us kid!!!

Some people like the kid like behavior especially women just be sure that when you're supposed to take responsibility such as paying bills or fixing stuff around the house you take the initiative

Well, at least we know you want to learn maturity.

Yea, it's called alcoholism, they drink from bottles and get too drunk to make it to the toilet

You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.

listen to the good doctor OP.

TrinityisLife 22

Cellulite cream is on sale at Walgreen's!! Stock up!

ItsAnanya 25

I might be wrong but...shouldn't it be collagen? O.o

LaLa_xo 14

I think it's a little too late to learn now, OP.

No it isn't, OP! It's never too late! It's alright to be a bit lost in life sometimes.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Did you find the fountain of youth!!!?

CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

I'm guessing you still live at home too..huh.Its alright you'll grow up eventually.

Or you'll die trying.

Doesn't everybody technically "live at home"?

expertsmilee 26

What if you're homeless?

Well, if you live on the street, then isn't that your "home" too? I dunno, I was just being stupid.

#69 Look, I know this is immature too but... I have to. Lol your number was 69

I thought the same thing, but I'm almost 30. It's really not that amusing anymore.

you are an adult or not. you can not act like an adult.

Well, you certainly cannot! It is clear that your mind is still in the concrete operational stage of human development, what with being limited to thinking in such black and white terms. :P

I'm not thinking in black and white, but in brown and yellow terms.

Hey man, better to be a kid at heart than an old grouch. I'm a cashier/order taker at a restaurant and I really appreciate all the older gentleman and ladies who know how to crack a joke or two. That being said you may only need to look up a few etiquette protocols/etc but don't lose that kid at heart feeling! :)

MissWhitneyB 17

Better late than never.