Eye feel for you OP

Why did you light a firework inside your house?

Identity crisis for your Eye. It wants to trade places with your mouth.

mmm chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash....

Sounds like an interesting salad.

just wait until you get some Sriracha in your eye. That and getting some sand in there that took a day and a half to get out are the most painful things in the world.

or just glasses so you can see to get out the way..

Best decision I made after a tabasco sauce incident.

I just saw a poster the other day in my chemistry lab that said: "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

Great choice for an elective surgery! ;)

It sounds like they may need a full face shield instead.

Hell, just go for the full body protective suit!

If it was, I'd like to know what happens in a day where spaghetti sauce and firework ash are part of it.

A normal Friday night for me.

Or a parent. You'd be amazed at what damage a two year old can do. (though the firework ash is probably not the result of a kid)

No, no my daughter has never thrown stuff in my eye but I guess some of that is possible. She bite me a few times but I bit her back and that was the end of that.

I actually wasn't thinking about them throwing stuff so much as just getting it everywhere. My son likes to wait till his hands are coated with something awful and then reach for my eyeglasses. I've been attacked with Alfredo sauce, ketchup, mustard, ranch dressing, sour cream, and butter. Not to mention the exquisite pain of taking a Lego to the side of the head, or being headbutted in the nose. It's never malicious, and as he gets older, he's become a LOT better. But when he was younger, his excitement for learning something new usually resulted in pain for my wife and I.

Not with all the stuff he gets in, that's for sure. I don't know how he can get that many different things in there.

grammar Nazis must be killing themselves right now