By gspotter - Canada - Verdun
Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML
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  wallamanut  |  14

just wait until you get some Sriracha in your eye. That and getting some sand in there that took a day and a half to get out are the most painful things in the world.

  wallamanut  |  14

I just saw a poster the other day in my chemistry lab that said: "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

  devildog562  |  33

No, no my daughter has never thrown stuff in my eye but I guess some of that is possible. She bite me a few times but I bit her back and that was the end of that.

  NiceGuysDoWin  |  21

I actually wasn't thinking about them throwing stuff so much as just getting it everywhere. My son likes to wait till his hands are coated with something awful and then reach for my eyeglasses. I've been attacked with Alfredo sauce, ketchup, mustard, ranch dressing, sour cream, and butter. Not to mention the exquisite pain of taking a Lego to the side of the head, or being headbutted in the nose.

It's never malicious, and as he gets older, he's become a LOT better. But when he was younger, his excitement for learning something new usually resulted in pain for my wife and I.

By  sunnyray812  |  42

Time to make sure your eyes are always protected. Safety goggles may be the best solution. I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's better than becoming blind in the future or having bad eye infections.