FML : Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat...

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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pyroman1127 / Monday 16 May 2011 19:34 / United States

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By tuppencej777 | 0

#2520826 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Is she wrong?

By dtbomb | 3

#2520849 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:17

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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By tuppencej777 | 0

#2520826 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Is she wrong?

TrinityisLife | 22

#2520832 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Yes, she's wrong! My fatass would've wanted a cupcake. >_> FAT PEOPLE WANT CUPCAKES DAMMIT!

ChickenInMyKitch | 4

#2520888 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:20

anyone seen zombieland ? ahahahha

simply_improper | 1

#2521082 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:48

lmao thats great. thats what you get for being gullible and a pervert. not to mention karma for helping someone cheat. =p ydi

plataapusss | 0

#2521087 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:49

hahahaha first comment made me laughhhh out loud. you should have asked what it was

rawr9able | 4

#2521260 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:22

YDI for allowing her to cheat.

kcluna | 6

#2521376 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:54

what *itch!!

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2521511 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:22

 What a fucking bitch!!!

imacreeper | 3

#2521522 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:23

84, I don't understand your comment.

13yearoldboy | 0

#2521558 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:31

twinkles are delicious! and I'm not fat!

robotiick | 12

#2521641 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:45

97- I can see ur pic saying tht

ahole123 | 0

#2521750 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:08

How is this a FML? You got a Twinkie

ivan_m25 | 0

#2521956 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:48

that is realy fucked up. is that the kind of thanks you get for being nice and helping someone?

zniltiaC | 19

#2522097 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:09

97 - From where I'm from, I've never seen or eaten a Twinkie. But I obviously knew it was a food. -__- Gosh, are you stupid?

dollarstorepwnr | 3

#2522140 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:23

your a fucking dick holding ass wipe... the op didnt deserve this treatment... i mean he completely saved this babes ass, the least she could do was give head u fucking retard... go jump off a cliff and NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GO ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN... fag

huntermc7 | 0

#2522152 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:27

dude chill...

dollarstorepwnr | 3

#2522197 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:35

lol its fun doing that shit to people lmfao

thisdue1775 | 0

#2522202 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:37

Id get an erection ;)

sheethapins | 13

#2522277 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:57

154

Read the comment first, jump to conclusions later.

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2522281 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:57

well she has a point.

nhlnba2 | 6

#2522457 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:50

NOM NOM NOM

fmlwmty | 0

#2522491 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:01

twinkies = Yumm so stop complaining that's what you get for cheating at least you didn't get caught

isaidexcuseme | 0

#2522549 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:13

154, ur right u do have a bad case of 24/7 pms

UnderTheMoon | 0

#2522564 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:20

Yes, twinkies are gross.

skreech96 | 0

#2522719 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:40

well I am pretty damn fat and don't like twinkies or any junk food really. I'm only fat because I don't exercise. I eat fairly healthy. oh yeah, fast food isn't to great either. and so I close with this: you are a prick.

imacreeper | 3

#2523033 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:49

154, I was referring to 84's comment. gosh, are you stupid?

cookie_3008 | 4

#2523213 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:55

^ you fail x 2
1. For not knowing what #97 is really talking about and calling names.
2. For never even seen a Twinkie.

Jonscarl | 0

#2523239 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:00

hahaahhahahaha. sucks to be a pervert.

dre_bro11 | 12

#2523261 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:14

OP, next time they ask, give them the wrong answers. And then ask for another Twinkie.

15thPrestige | 0

#2524049 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:50

What's an *itch? or if you spelt wrong and meant to say itch then you shouldn't tell us about your *itchings.

sleepistheenemy | 8

#2527007 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:22

I agree fat people LOVE cupcakes!

wikkedphuka | 0

#2531578 - Thursday 19 May 2011 3:43

yea i love it

SnookieBaybie | 0

#2586609 - Monday 30 May 2011 12:40

twinkies are gross

birdfreak | 24

#2675997 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:28

im not fat and I like twinkles : /

By maidofawesome | 0

#2520828 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Well that's what you get for thinking

plataapusss | 0

#2521100 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:51

not thinking * ;) and for cheating

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2521721 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:01

OP should've taken his penis out and say, "I know how much skinny people love stick figures."

Tcaret300 | 12

#2521735 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:06

At first I thought twinkie was dirty, then I thought about it and well laughed a bit...

uncbballwins | 0

#2521892 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:38

She might have meant it not to eat, but for some anal pleasures.

ChickenDoggiesWh | 0

#2522535 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:10

...dirty?

By Jigga3 | 21

#2520835 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:16

oh snap

truewinner | 0

#2521583 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:36

oh shizay!

iReadFmlsFml | 0

#2521769 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:11

What exactly did you expect to get, you seriously sound like you're in elementary school.... or you're a teacher there (pedo-alert).

HaIlegra | 2

#2521809 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:22

it's a trap!

By Michaelgee | 2

#2520841 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:16

I guess you can you say you felt... "cheated"

Sincerely,

Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

Fekenator | 0

#2520892 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:20

I love your comments :>

snade | 0

#2521020 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:36

I know right?

alaskasfml | 0

#2521519 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:22

bad pun man, you are a better superhero than batman

AriTheAirhead | 10

#2521621 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:42

Ikr! it's like, the only cool thing about batman is his car. xD

eatmyshortssss1 | 8

#2522518 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:06

*puts on sunglasses*

YEEEEAAAAAAH

Jigga3 | 21

#2523767 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:09

HAHAHAH omg

By dtbomb | 3

#2520849 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:17

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

funnybunnylola | 0

#2520917 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:22

hahahah!!

averyridesbikes | 0

#2520993 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:33

wow

MileyCyrusIsHot | 5

#2521369 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:52

true dat!

IscoreOnU | 19

#2521374 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:53

Touché

onthetoilet | 3

#2521992 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:53

yeah Ben and Jerry

onthetoilet | 3

#2521998 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:53

yeah Ben and Jerry

pizzle012345 | 0

#2522095 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:09

^ ROLF LMAFO, u SIR, just made my day

CodingSquirrel | 3

#2522223 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:42

I know! I love BJs, you can buy everything in bulk there.

cajunZ71 | 0

#2522558 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:15

/ WOW!

tahvoh | 3

#2522575 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:27

hahahaha!

raelynj24 | 3

#2522932 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:14

OMG my day is also made and it's only 5 in the morning I hope your very proud! lol

tygerarmy | 35

#2522990 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:33

Or you say thanks for the cream filling, let me give you some of my own.

BoCo_fml | 9

#2523736 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:02

You can buy Twinkies in bulk at BJ's!!!

By traze | 7

#2520875 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:19

You got played hard fat boy. Next time ask to pay up front.

livin_plur | 0

#2520968 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:30

that's the smart way to do it

kingtz | 6

#2521445 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:08

When she comes back for the next test, say,"Pleasure first, then...maybe answers." And then make her pleasure you three or four times before you give her anything.