Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML
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tuppencej777
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Is she wrong?
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dtbomb
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That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs
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tuppencej777
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Is she wrong?
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TrinityisLife
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Yes, she's wrong! My fatass would've wanted a cupcake. >_> FAT PEOPLE WANT CUPCAKES DAMMIT!
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ChickenInMyKitch
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anyone seen zombieland ? ahahahha
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simply_improper
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lmao thats great. thats what you get for being gullible and a pervert. not to mention karma for helping someone cheat. =p ydi
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plataapusss
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hahahaha first comment made me laughhhh out loud. you should have asked what it was
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rawr9able
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YDI for allowing her to cheat.
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kcluna
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what *itch!!
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PurpleRae420
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What a fucking bitch!!!
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imacreeper
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84, I don't understand your comment.
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13yearoldboy
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twinkles are delicious! and I'm not fat!
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robotiick
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97- I can see ur pic saying tht
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ahole123
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How is this a FML? You got a Twinkie
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ivan_m25
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that is realy fucked up. is that the kind of thanks you get for being nice and helping someone?
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zniltiaC
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97 - From where I'm from, I've never seen or eaten a Twinkie. But I obviously knew it was a food. -__- Gosh, are you stupid?
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dollarstorepwnr
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your a fucking dick holding ass wipe... the op didnt deserve this treatment... i mean he completely saved this babes ass, the least she could do was give head u fucking retard... go jump off a cliff and NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GO ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN... fag
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huntermc7
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dude chill...
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dollarstorepwnr
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lol its fun doing that shit to people lmfao
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thisdue1775
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Id get an erection ;)
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sheethapins
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154
Read the comment first, jump to conclusions later.
Read the comment first, jump to conclusions later.
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staceysgenesis16
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well she has a point.
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nhlnba2
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NOM NOM NOM
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fmlwmty
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twinkies = Yumm so stop complaining that's what you get for cheating at least you didn't get caught
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isaidexcuseme
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154, ur right u do have a bad case of 24/7 pms
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UnderTheMoon
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Yes, twinkies are gross.
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skreech96
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well I am pretty damn fat and don't like twinkies or any junk food really. I'm only fat because I don't exercise. I eat fairly healthy. oh yeah, fast food isn't to great either. and so I close with this: you are a prick.
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imacreeper
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154, I was referring to 84's comment. gosh, are you stupid?
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cookie_3008
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^ you fail x 2
1. For not knowing what #97 is really talking about and calling names.
2. For never even seen a Twinkie.
1. For not knowing what #97 is really talking about and calling names.
2. For never even seen a Twinkie.
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Jonscarl
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hahaahhahahaha. sucks to be a pervert.
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dre_bro11
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OP, next time they ask, give them the wrong answers. And then ask for another Twinkie.
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15thPrestige
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What's an *itch? or if you spelt wrong and meant to say itch then you shouldn't tell us about your *itchings.
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sleepistheenemy
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I agree fat people LOVE cupcakes!
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wikkedphuka
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yea i love it
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SnookieBaybie
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twinkies are gross
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birdfreak
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im not fat and I like twinkles : /
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maidofawesome
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Well that's what you get for thinking
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plataapusss
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not thinking * ;) and for cheating
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urdirtyolduncle
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OP should've taken his penis out and say, "I know how much skinny people love stick figures."
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Tcaret300
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At first I thought twinkie was dirty, then I thought about it and well laughed a bit...
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uncbballwins
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She might have meant it not to eat, but for some anal pleasures.
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ChickenDoggiesWh
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...dirty?
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Jigga3
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oh snap
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truewinner
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oh shizay!
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iReadFmlsFml
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What exactly did you expect to get, you seriously sound like you're in elementary school.... or you're a teacher there (pedo-alert).
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HaIlegra
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it's a trap!
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Michaelgee
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I guess you can you say you felt... "cheated"
Sincerely,
Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
Sincerely,
Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
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Fekenator
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I love your comments :>
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snade
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I know right?
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alaskasfml
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bad pun man, you are a better superhero than batman
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AriTheAirhead
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Ikr! it's like, the only cool thing about batman is his car. xD
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eatmyshortssss1
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*puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEAAAAAAH
YEEEEAAAAAAH
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Jigga3
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HAHAHAH omg
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dtbomb
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That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs
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funnybunnylola
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hahahah!!
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averyridesbikes
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wow
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MileyCyrusIsHot
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true dat!
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IscoreOnU
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Touché
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onthetoilet
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yeah Ben and Jerry
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onthetoilet
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yeah Ben and Jerry
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pizzle012345
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^ ROLF LMAFO, u SIR, just made my day
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CodingSquirrel
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I know! I love BJs, you can buy everything in bulk there.
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cajunZ71
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/ WOW!
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tahvoh
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hahahaha!
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raelynj24
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OMG my day is also made and it's only 5 in the morning I hope your very proud! lol
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tygerarmy
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Or you say thanks for the cream filling, let me give you some of my own.
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BoCo_fml
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You can buy Twinkies in bulk at BJ's!!!
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traze
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You got played hard fat boy. Next time ask to pay up front.
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livin_plur
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that's the smart way to do it
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kingtz
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When she comes back for the next test, say,"Pleasure first, then...maybe answers." And then make her pleasure you three or four times before you give her anything.
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KJLD5
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in class?
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traze
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Hell yeah in class...she just drop her contacts....
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thebestof1984
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I swear I saw this a few months ago... Hmmm.....
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chino627
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tryout for the football team then see what she says then call her a bitch
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sematariux
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what?
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prince122
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where you high as fuck when you wrote this?
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chino627
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nah my 14 year old sister got a hold of my phone I didn't notice the comment till right now when I read this fml
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jessecax
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and that's when you say "then suck on my twinkie! the cream will come out for you soon enough." :F
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dtbomb
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That made my day
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eatsocks
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ohbaby :D
someone has been studying cx
someone has been studying cx
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nephilim241
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should've given her wrong answers like "that was a test.. you failed.. *noms twinkie* :-)"