Pleasant

Dirty house? Clean it up with Orbit, or just make him shower.

Cleaning a house with Orbit? Sounds like a great idea, I should go buy a few packs from Costco.

Get them from co-op they were only 42p a packet the other day

Stop eggagarrating

You know how they have like Christmas tree scented spray for Christmas? Maybe he's just using the Easter egg one, no reason to get upset over a little holiday spirit!

This calls for extremely drastic measures.

1. Water gun.
2. Soap.
3. Combine 1 and 2.
4. Spray.

Some people just get worse foot odor than others.It could also be from a hard day of manual labor with a pair of heavy boots on.

has he never heard of a shower

Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.

That is an eggcellent solution to the problem at hand!!

Not eggactly..

More like the problem at your feet.

I see what you did thar.

#73. There.*

Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!

Several times a day does the trick, but in this case, you should just leave him in there

Reminds me of a book I had as a kid about a monster called Stop-It-I-Will-Not-Wash-My-Face. If this is wrong, does anyone know the real name?

Spray some frabreeze on.

febreeze would probably work better :)

I can't spell. :(.

Febreze probably works best compared to the two knock offs mentioned beforehand.

I prefer Frabreeze personally.

I prefer Bra Freeze but...that's a story for another time.

Has your boyfriend ever heard of a shower before? Better get him in there quick or the smell will quickly become that of a dead corpse.

Make sure he goes in dressed, and throw his shoes in with him or he will stink just as badly when he gets out.

hmm. I think he may smell like my dog....

Luckily dogs can be kicked outside

That is totally disgusting! How come this is the first time you've noticed it? Good luck with dealing with that!

Rotten eggs? One shower will not be enough.

More like 25,000

You mean over 9,000?

A room mate who takes a shower every once in 3 months, a girl friend with corrosive breath, and now this.. Will this ever end?

That sucks