Dirty house? Clean it up with Orbit, or just make him shower.

Cleaning a house with Orbit? Sounds like a great idea, I should go buy a few packs from Costco.

Get them from co-op they were only 42p a packet the other day

Stop eggagarrating

You know how they have like Christmas tree scented spray for Christmas? Maybe he's just using the Easter egg one, no reason to get upset over a little holiday spirit!

This calls for extremely drastic measures. 1. Water gun. 2. Soap. 3. Combine 1 and 2. 4. Spray.

Some people just get worse foot odor than others.It could also be from a hard day of manual labor with a pair of heavy boots on.

has he never heard of a shower

That is an eggcellent solution to the problem at hand!!

Not eggactly..

More like the problem at your feet.

I see what you did thar.

#73. There.*

Several times a day does the trick, but in this case, you should just leave him in there

Reminds me of a book I had as a kid about a monster called Stop-It-I-Will-Not-Wash-My-Face. If this is wrong, does anyone know the real name?

febreeze would probably work better :)

I can't spell. :(.

Febreze probably works best compared to the two knock offs mentioned beforehand.

I prefer Frabreeze personally.

I prefer Bra Freeze but...that's a story for another time.

Make sure he goes in dressed, and throw his shoes in with him or he will stink just as badly when he gets out.

Luckily dogs can be kicked outside

More like 25,000

You mean over 9,000?