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By Anonymous / Saturday 10 September 2011 15:34 / United States
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  GwarKitty  |  5

Dude it's like Indian in the Cupboard but cooler. You could train your little colony to raid small good stores. Rule side by side with their Queen. This is a win not a fml.

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