Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Saltime
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She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
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Vanbilsen
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Clean up your mess son
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Vanbilsen
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Clean up your mess son
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hemz_fml
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That's why you clean shit up.
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monkeys1315
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That's nasty. You should probably take care of that
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GwarKitty
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Dude it's like Indian in the Cupboard but cooler. You could train your little colony to raid small good stores. Rule side by side with their Queen. This is a win not a fml.
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indielove
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Your place sounds cozy.
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iluvhobos
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YDI for not cleaning, and for saying 'a thousands'.
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Keyman1212
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Methinks you live in a lonely bachelor pad...
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LiveLaughFML
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i've heard of computers having Cookies, but never cyberspiders. :O
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krazy_glu3
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Am I the only one who had to read the first sentence over a few times because the wording was all screwed up?
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the_ace1337
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Why the fuck are you posting an FML, go get the flamethrower behind the utility cabinet now!!! Wait, everyone DOESN'T have a flamethrower? :|
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NikkiFlysKites
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42- You mean cyberants?
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liquidfireKAN
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where do you see the word spider in this FML?
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R34luver
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Make an ant hill x)
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mfjkr
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Has anyone pondered this situation...I smell an ant farm
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missyj0
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Do you ever clean?
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abbyelizabeth
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You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.
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abbyelizabeth
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You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.
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xleanne_aLly
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Drop ant poison in the baking soda :)
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Nah, cinnamon does the trick. And clean up the half eaten Snickers bar...
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Scoty12C
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Flammable aerosol + Zippo lighter = ant burning fun frenzy in the corner! :D
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Kirashai
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Call an exterminator
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mb2_native
| 15
guess its time for billy the exterminator :o
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Pandaloverr
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Ah ! You live in Louisiana !! I love Billy !!
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skata
| 4
orkin man
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baileylaidlaw
| 6
For ants? Unless they are red ants the exterminator is a little extreme. Just grab some raid and grow a pair.
Maybe clean your apartment more offen.
Maybe clean your apartment more offen.
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soccergurl95
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Atleast it wasn't thousands of spiders :D
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chiddy_bang71
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Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs
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chiddy_bang71
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Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs
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guitarplayer546
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I would freak out if I found a box of spiders. As a basement dweller I see them here and there and it always makes me jump. Dunno what it is but man they freak me out
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zachherbert
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Way to stay positive :)
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amrik
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Yeah I can kinda tolerate ants but not spiders or like other bugs in general
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KiddNYC1O
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37- Oh no you didn't. :snaps fingers in z formation:... Who doesn't love 80's music? Those hits were great.
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Shill583
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Lol i moderated this :))
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Ekh0es
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So you're the one responsible for this mess?
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MarioDragon
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I read the first sentence 10 times and STILL can't make sense of what it says.
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Saltime
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That's a sign of stupidity.
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tigerlilypop
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Nah it's just poorly written.
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Saltime
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She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
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mrlopez
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Free WiFi to the colony :)
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HomeAl0ne
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I bet they are blue toothed ants.
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trackstar132
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That was stupid
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burnforeternity
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She can send them anywhere on earth that has wifi, teleportation makes for easy food
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geffern
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the fuck?
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evanedwards85
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let's see how you react to an ant infestation in your room
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Oceanborn_fml
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Hey if it's an unused corner what's the problem. You have the room, they need it :D
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DocBastard
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Queen Elizabeth is laying eggs in your apartment? That sounds oddly awesome.
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MarioDragon
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fffffff this site gets annoying, it replied to a different comment.. oh whell.
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KiddNYC1O
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No.
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minisquid
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Yes.
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novacrazy
| 0
Maybe.
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lmfaoooooooooo
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Maybe.
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lmfaoooooooooo
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Maybe.