By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

Clean up your mess son

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Clean up your mess son

That's why you clean shit up.

That's nasty. You should probably take care of that

Dude it's like Indian in the Cupboard but cooler. You could train your little colony to raid small good stores. Rule side by side with their Queen. This is a win not a fml.

Your place sounds cozy.

YDI for not cleaning, and for saying 'a thousands'.

Methinks you live in a lonely bachelor pad...

i've heard of computers having Cookies, but never cyberspiders. :O

Am I the only one who had to read the first sentence over a few times because the wording was all screwed up?

Why the fuck are you posting an FML, go get the flamethrower behind the utility cabinet now!!! Wait, everyone DOESN'T have a flamethrower? :|

42- You mean cyberants?

where do you see the word spider in this FML?

Make an ant hill x)

Has anyone pondered this situation...I smell an ant farm

Do you ever clean?

You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.

You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.

Drop ant poison in the baking soda :)

Nah, cinnamon does the trick. And clean up the half eaten Snickers bar...

Flammable aerosol + Zippo lighter = ant burning fun frenzy in the corner! :D

Call an exterminator

guess its time for billy the exterminator :o

Ah ! You live in Louisiana !! I love Billy !!

orkin man

For ants? Unless they are red ants the exterminator is a little extreme. Just grab some raid and grow a pair. Maybe clean your apartment more offen.

Atleast it wasn't thousands of spiders :D

Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs

Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs

I would freak out if I found a box of spiders. As a basement dweller I see them here and there and it always makes me jump. Dunno what it is but man they freak me out

Way to stay positive :)

Yeah I can kinda tolerate ants but not spiders or like other bugs in general

37- Oh no you didn't. :snaps fingers in z formation:... Who doesn't love 80's music? Those hits were great.

Lol i moderated this :))

So you're the one responsible for this mess?

I read the first sentence 10 times and STILL can't make sense of what it says.

That's a sign of stupidity.

Nah it's just poorly written.

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

Free WiFi to the colony :)

I bet they are blue toothed ants.

That was stupid

She can send them anywhere on earth that has wifi, teleportation makes for easy food

the fuck?

let's see how you react to an ant infestation in your room

Hey if it's an unused corner what's the problem. You have the room, they need it :D

Queen Elizabeth is laying eggs in your apartment? That sounds oddly awesome.

fffffff this site gets annoying, it replied to a different comment.. oh whell.