FML : Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving...

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Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 10 September 2011 15:34 / United States

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By Saltime | 0

#3268261 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:15

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

By Vanbilsen | 4

#3268224 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:13

Clean up your mess son

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By Vanbilsen | 4

#3268224 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:13

Clean up your mess son

hemz_fml | 13

#3268251 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:15

That's why you clean shit up.

monkeys1315 | 0

#3268308 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:18

That's nasty. You should probably take care of that

GwarKitty | 5

#3268337 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:19

Dude it's like Indian in the Cupboard but cooler. You could train your little colony to raid small good stores. Rule side by side with their Queen. This is a win not a fml.

indielove | 13

#3268416 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:28

Your place sounds cozy.

iluvhobos | 5

#3268423 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:29

YDI for not cleaning, and for saying 'a thousands'.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3268451 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:34

Methinks you live in a lonely bachelor pad...

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3268536 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:50

i've heard of computers having Cookies, but never cyberspiders. :O

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3268664 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:15

Am I the only one who had to read the first sentence over a few times because the wording was all screwed up?

the_ace1337 | 0

#3268840 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:57

Why the fuck are you posting an FML, go get the flamethrower behind the utility cabinet now!!! Wait, everyone DOESN'T have a flamethrower? :|

NikkiFlysKites | 8

#3268992 - Saturday 10 September 2011 21:36

42- You mean cyberants?

liquidfireKAN | 0

#3268996 - Saturday 10 September 2011 21:38

where do you see the word spider in this FML?

R34luver | 5

#3271138 - Sunday 11 September 2011 6:50

Make an ant hill x)

mfjkr | 10

#3271145 - Sunday 11 September 2011 6:51

Has anyone pondered this situation...I smell an ant farm

By missyj0 | 12

#3268226 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:13

Do you ever clean?

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3268713 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:27

You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3268715 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:27

You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.

xleanne_aLly | 23

#3268819 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:52

Drop ant poison in the baking soda :)

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3269126 - Saturday 10 September 2011 22:28

Nah, cinnamon does the trick. And clean up the half eaten Snickers bar...

Scoty12C | 6

#3331254 - Friday 23 September 2011 4:41

Flammable aerosol + Zippo lighter = ant burning fun frenzy in the corner! :D

By Kirashai | 9

#3268235 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:14

Call an exterminator

mb2_native | 15

#3269011 - Saturday 10 September 2011 21:45

guess its time for billy the exterminator :o

Pandaloverr | 0

#3269488 - Sunday 11 September 2011 1:46

Ah ! You live in Louisiana !! I love Billy !!

skata | 4

#3271067 - Sunday 11 September 2011 6:23

orkin man

baileylaidlaw | 6

#4356637 - Thursday 26 April 2012 4:32

For ants? Unless they are red ants the exterminator is a little extreme. Just grab some raid and grow a pair.

Maybe clean your apartment more offen.

By soccergurl95 | 8

#3268239 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:15

Atleast it wasn't thousands of spiders :D

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#3268499 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:44

Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#3268501 - Saturday 10 September 2011 19:44

Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs

guitarplayer546 | 0

#3268793 - Saturday 10 September 2011 20:47

I would freak out if I found a box of spiders. As a basement dweller I see them here and there and it always makes me jump. Dunno what it is but man they freak me out