By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML
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SunDropGirl 0

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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Is "play tiger" the slang for "going all pedobear"?

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xxzackyyxx 0
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lol xD sounds like a good time (:

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DropDead77 11
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If your a chimo

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iSitt 0

whether tigermom or cougarlady they're both scary to a little kid

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

hahaha what a pussy cat. he's a cat now

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Justforlolz 14
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Yes, it's all fun n' games until someone calls the S.W.A.T team.

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futtbuck101 1

pervert

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livin_plur 0
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Foreal takin one for the team :) lil kids are fun

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agaba 0

well it sounds like he dosnt have tiger blood

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EmperorPsycho 0
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I would find it weird to see a stranger playing with my kid...

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kingtz 6

At least OP isn't a guy. Then the mom would've freaked out and a mall cop would've suddenly appeared to arrest him.

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staceysgenesis16 0

that does suck. but the kid wins! hes a tough lil bastard! he was defending hiself.. lol FYL tho.

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chronicxxl 0

For a dude representing themselves as someone who works out, you're pretty flat amd your arms got no build. Are you doing to exercises correctly? Also your face just screams rape faces...on-topic how did a mall cops can't arrest people you idiot. They can only call real cops to arrest people...think before you speak.

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moley_fml 3
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actually they can any citizen can arrest someone they just have to be dam sure about before hand (security officers more so )unlike the police who can arrest with probable cause.

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duhh_winning 0
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dude liftin weights - 45 pound weights? only take 4 pounds for my gloc 4 and itll put those muscles to waste

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Awesome_Guy2468 0

dude your pic is awesome

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Isabel312 0
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he was just protecting himself. at least he didn't use a spork to stab you in the eye.

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Jiplo 18
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Did that happen to you? If so, FYL.

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SunDropGirl 0

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

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marix54888 0

I completely agree, OP sounds like a creep.

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livin_plur 0
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you both sound like you don't really know how to act with kids. they love being playful like that he probably didn't mean to hit him thAt hard he was just playing along

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dezinspaaace 0

you read my mind. who the hell plays tiger with kids they don't know? i would be scared as fudge if i was that kid and knock him out with that water bottle.

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docscientist 9
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Going rawr and making half-attempts at clawing isn't going to scare the piss out of s child... I really doubt op was 'method acting.'

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imacreeper 3

awkward :S

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ledstratdak 0

tigers are scary. I can't blame him.

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natas_fml 13

holy shit, the adoring fans been hitting the arena?!

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ledstratdak 0

yeah he pissed me off so I made him twist his nipples

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comepoopwithme 0

i got tiger blood

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duhh_winning 0
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ive got a cooking wand.. for WARLOCKS

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akmufasa 1
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#6 epic pic. adorin fan FTL.... #Oblivion

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traze 7

I'm on his side...

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
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Well, it looks like you *Takes off Sunglasses* Needed a Hand AHHHHH- wait....

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FruityLoooons 8

That was terrible, man.

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bezach 0

looks like the plane just ran out of nuts yyyeeeaaaahhhhhhhhh

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DeLpHe3zY 7
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id knock the kid out

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geminiTwin4 3
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but the kid was just defending himself

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staceysgenesis16 0

aww thats mean :/ lol. i would too actually.. hmm.. thats sad.

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duhh_winning 0
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give him a mean tyson uppercut

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CODNERD 0

Agreed !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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CODNERD 0

i would have said, Kid [email protected] off!, like any other canadian person would

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HugoBosss_fml 0
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You got your ass kicked by a 4 year old, nuff said.

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mango260 9
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he didn't mean no harm! :D he's just a kid lols

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