Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight....

By Plasticface - 14/5/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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By SunDropGirl | 0

#2510014 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:43

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

By HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2510127 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:50

Is "play tiger" the slang for "going all pedobear"?

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By xxzackyyxx | 0

#2509978 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:40

lol xD sounds like a good time (:

DropDead77 | 11

#2510047 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:45

If your a chimo

iSitt | 0

#2510279 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:10

whether tigermom or cougarlady they're both scary to a little kid

EverybodyHatesCh | 0

#2510282 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:10

hahaha what a pussy cat. he's a cat now

Justforlolz | 13

#2510357 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:21

Yes, it's all fun n' games until someone calls the S.W.A.T team.

futtbuck101 | 1

#2510380 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:24

pervert

livin_plur | 0

#2511560 - Saturday 14 May 2011 23:16

Foreal takin one for the team :) lil kids are fun

agaba | 0

#2512402 - Sunday 15 May 2011 3:34

well it sounds like he dosnt have tiger blood

arcadefirelover2 | 0

#2512444 - Sunday 15 May 2011 4:05

stranger danger!!!

EmperorPsycho | 0

#2549807 - Sunday 22 May 2011 21:05

I would find it weird to see a stranger playing with my kid...

By royalleaf | 4

#2509979 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:40

that sucks

kingtz | 6

#2510333 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:17

At least OP isn't a guy. Then the mom would've freaked out and a mall cop would've suddenly appeared to arrest him.

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2510921 - Saturday 14 May 2011 22:16

that does suck. but the kid wins! hes a tough lil bastard! he was defending hiself.. lol FYL tho.

chronicxxl | 0

#2511446 - Saturday 14 May 2011 22:42

For a dude representing themselves as someone who works out, you're pretty flat amd your arms got no build. Are you doing to exercises correctly? Also your face just screams rape faces...on-topic how did a mall cops can't arrest people you idiot. They can only call real cops to arrest people...think before you speak.

moley_fml | 3

#2511721 - Sunday 15 May 2011 0:04

actually they can any citizen can arrest someone they just have to be dam sure about before hand (security officers more so )unlike the police who can arrest with probable cause.

duhh_winning | 0

#2512673 - Sunday 15 May 2011 5:28

dude liftin weights - 45 pound weights? only take 4 pounds for my gloc 4 and itll put those muscles to waste

Awesome_Guy2468 | 0

#2514122 - Sunday 15 May 2011 15:49

dude your pic is awesome

By Isabel312 | 0

#2509981 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:41

he was just protecting himself. at least he didn't use a spork to stab you in the eye.

geminiTwin4 | 3

#2510007 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

haha very true

Jiplo | 18

#4210548 - Saturday 24 March 2012 23:56

Did that happen to you? If so, FYL.

By SunDropGirl | 0

#2510014 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:43

you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op

marix54888 | 0

#2510855 - Saturday 14 May 2011 22:00

I completely agree, OP sounds like a creep.

livin_plur | 0

#2511567 - Saturday 14 May 2011 23:20

you both sound like you don't really know how to act with kids. they love being playful like that he probably didn't mean to hit him thAt hard he was just playing along

dezinspaaace | 0

#2511754 - Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

you read my mind. who the hell plays tiger with kids they don't know? i would be scared as fudge if i was that kid and knock him out with that water bottle.