By Anonymous
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Cheating bitch: Come over tonight, babe, I want your cock.

Cheating bitch: You still there?

Cheating bitch: Hello?

Cheating bitch: Look, you have to close your browser when you leave. You know my boyfriend works with—ah, what are the odds that he'd look over right now? Forget I even brought it up. Anyway, I totes want your cock!