By Anonymous - Japan - Tokyo
Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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  cristy91  |  33

42: it's a pretty safe assumption that someone deserves better than being lied to and cheated on by an idiot who posts his doings on Facebook. It's also easy to find a guy who is above the level of "complete asswipe", which is the level OP's soon-to-be ex is currently at. Hope that answers your questions

  depocadoll  |  15

How is he posting pictures to Instagram without service??...
Can't you still call him if he's using wifi?
My phone can do that, I'd assume any smartphone could, but I guess I could be wrong..?

  cosicosei  |  22

57, how do you know its not karma biting her in the ass for doing the same thing to some other guy, or even him?? Im just playing the devil's advocate though, people are too quick to assume sides. Fml doesnt provide nearly enough info to do so.

  stu0  |  4

Then she can send him some form of breakup message, email, Facebook message, Skype, whatsapp or whatever else there is. Even commenting on that photo


Using social media is a bit more impersonal, so she can come off as more blase than she might in a phone conversation. I like the idea of commenting on the photo- the girl he's with would be able to see it as well, and know he's a cheating scumbag (if she doesn't already).

  WiseGirl98  |  5

Supernatural fan! *high fives* use pure silver to protect yourself, OP! You can kill them that way, a stab in the heart, though be 100% sure it is a shape shifter, because if you kill your real cheating bf, you will be in a bunch of trouble...

  WhisperSoflty  |  20

Because cell signal and Internet access are not one in the same. How else do you think people can still play Words With Friends on an airplane without getting kicked off? Unless you're Alec Baldwin, that is.

By  Likian5  |  26

Not gonna lie, this FML was very interestingly a funny way. But nonetheless, you don't necessarily have to call him right away. Just wait for him to get back to say "it's over."

  jamjam12  |  15

When I first read it I thought the dad got a sex change and was having an incestuous affair with the son... It took me a good 5 minutes to figure out he was really just cheating