Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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sumbum95
| 15
Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)
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buddy51
| 23
*douche! Unless you meant he's Dutch, in which case you spelled that wrong too!
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Yes... You can gain access to his things while he's away. I feel a good revenge coming...
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sumbum95
| 15
My bad forgot the O. *douche
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LindsayxMoore
| 18
Wow what an ass. At least you found out. You can do much better.
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cosicosei
| 22
Do you know her personally? How do you know she can do/deserves better?
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cristy91
| 33
42: it's a pretty safe assumption that someone deserves better than being lied to and cheated on by an idiot who posts his doings on Facebook. It's also easy to find a guy who is above the level of "complete asswipe", which is the level OP's soon-to-be ex is currently at. Hope that answers your questions
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depocadoll
| 15
How is he posting pictures to Instagram without service??...
Can't you still call him if he's using wifi?
My phone can do that, I'd assume any smartphone could, but I guess I could be wrong..?
Can't you still call him if he's using wifi?
My phone can do that, I'd assume any smartphone could, but I guess I could be wrong..?
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cristy91
| 33
Oops, I read Facebook instead of Instagram. Sorry!
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cosicosei
| 22
57, how do you know its not karma biting her in the ass for doing the same thing to some other guy, or even him?? Im just playing the devil's advocate though, people are too quick to assume sides. Fml doesnt provide nearly enough info to do so.
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
Op just move on now and act as if your single. When he gets back..be like "Oh ya we broke up a while ago..I've been dating around."
U dont need his approval to be over.
U dont need his approval to be over.
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angiemarie96
| 25
Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger
Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram
Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram
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PterodactylMan
| 23
Even better if you get another guy for the pic
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ElementaryEdGuy
| 18
If that fails, print out the picture and tape it to your door when he returns. If he lives with you, change the locks. He should get the picture.
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ZeroPath5
| 16
That's not the greatest way to deal with it, drawing attention to it just sounds like a bad idea, but it's a thought.
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collegedream121
| 8
Or just a Instagram picture captured newly single and he will see it himself.
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ouibijou
| 15
That's what I was thinking. She'll stoop to his level if she does something like that
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Bebbo_fml
| 21
Op you should start a hashtag and have it trend.
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stu0
| 4
No cellphone service but he can post photos on Instagram... I'm sure the 'no reception' is just another lie
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stu0
| 4
Then she can send him some form of breakup message, email, Facebook message, Skype, whatsapp or whatever else there is. Even commenting on that photo
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iluvpeanutbutter
| 22
Using social media is a bit more impersonal, so she can come off as more blase than she might in a phone conversation. I like the idea of commenting on the photo- the girl he's with would be able to see it as well, and know he's a cheating scumbag (if she doesn't already).
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Life_is_FML
| 22
I was really confused by the way op phrased that, but she should dump his ass via Instagram
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dalink
| 24
Shape-shifter!! Look for the glowing eyes in the pic.
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WiseGirl98
| 5
Supernatural fan! *high fives* use pure silver to protect yourself, OP! You can kill them that way, a stab in the heart, though be 100% sure it is a shape shifter, because if you kill your real cheating bf, you will be in a bunch of trouble...
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
Finally a reference to supernatural, I can die happy.
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MsConfusedd
| 27
Just leave him a text. That's the worst way to break up with someone but he deserves it
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aklm15
| 14
So how'd he post the picture?
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WhisperSoflty
| 20
Because cell signal and Internet access are not one in the same. How else do you think people can still play Words With Friends on an airplane without getting kicked off? Unless you're Alec Baldwin, that is.
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hcollins1
| 18
Computers and laptops are still around. Not everyone can afford nor desire a smartphone.
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pandalover69
| 26
Then why can't she just get on facebook or instagram and and break up with him there.
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Likian5
| 26
Not gonna lie, this FML was very interestingly worded...in a funny way. But nonetheless, you don't necessarily have to call him right away. Just wait for him to get back to say "it's over."
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jamjam12
| 15
When I first read it I thought the dad got a sex change and was having an incestuous affair with the son... It took me a good 5 minutes to figure out he was really just cheating
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IHATEFMYLIFE
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69 It really took you 5 minutes to realize that OP's boyfriend was cheating and the dad didn't get a sex change. Wow. And I thought I was slow. Sheesh. Smh
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jamnglamgirlie
| 17
If you guys live together I can think of one way to dump him. If you don't then poop on his bed.
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hcollins1
| 18
Unless OP's boyfriend asked her to go down on him while he's taking a shit, then no.
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PapaMoti
| 21
Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better.
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UnluckyGenius
| 21
Instagram his stuff in a trash can!
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SMHsohard
| 22
And on fire.
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Lillie_bird
| 16
While you and another guy roast marshmallows over it
Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram