By deadinavan - 13/10/2010 12:57 - Germany

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
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davek 36

Get a goddamn train then.

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Tempuser117 2

Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

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davek 36

Get a goddamn train then.

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TheWhiteDemon 0

better than a soundproff shatterless glass windowed bulletproof van whose doors only unlock by the driver

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tweetbaby14 18

OP you're not very good at accusing are you? what idiot would try to kidnap you in something without windows... people can hear you scream that way.

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arob 0

obviously the OP means a van that is all walls and has no place for windows......not a van in which the windows have been busted out and therefore is "windowless".

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smartman136 8

dont worry ill only search if u give me money. i want one million in a burlap sack. also i need some plutonium. dont ask y but it has to do with a delorian a dog and a teenager

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rallets 22

"cheap-ride program" was the nickname of one of my ex-girlfriends HI-OH!!!

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MrSassypants 32

if it's windowless how can the driver see when he drives unless that window is just missing and nice one 30

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EffinAhole 0

cheap ride program? We call that hitch hiking in the states and you're just asking to get ass raped if you do it.

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brightnite 0

19 I loled for like 5 mins

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Tempuser117 2

Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

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coffeygirl12 14

well don't get in the car, take a train or something!!!

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DjeePee 24

I love how this FML is written. The rest from it sucks. If you're afraid of a stranger who's happy to see you (see, he didn't say '****'), than cancel him and take the train, tadaa, problem solved.

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BritishHobo 0

Well don't ******* get in the van then... especially if you're scared.

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FuckIt2010 3

what part of europe

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