By deadinavan - 13/10/2010 12:57 - Germany

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 148
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Get a goddamn train then.

Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

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Get a goddamn train then.

European Sex Trafficker!!!!

better than a soundproff shatterless glass windowed bulletproof van whose doors only unlock by the driver

tweetbaby14 18

OP you're not very good at accusing are you? what idiot would try to kidnap you in something without windows... people can hear you scream that way.

obviously the OP means a van that is all walls and has no place for windows......not a van in which the windows have been busted out and therefore is "windowless".

dont worry ill only search if u give me money. i want one million in a burlap sack. also i need some plutonium. dont ask y but it has to do with a delorian a dog and a teenager

"cheap-ride program" was the nickname of one of my ex-girlfriends HI-OH!!!

if it's windowless how can the driver see when he drives unless that window is just missing and nice one 30

cheap ride program? We call that hitch hiking in the states and you're just asking to get ass raped if you do it.

enjoy the kidnapping/anal rape!!

19 I loled for like 5 mins

Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

well don't get in the car, take a train or something!!!

Get a goddamn train then.

what?? this fml made no sence.....

I love how this FML is written. The rest from it sucks. If you're afraid of a stranger who's happy to see you (see, he didn't say 'fuck'), than cancel him and take the train, tadaa, problem solved.

PEDOBEAR!!!

Well don't fucking get in the van then... especially if you're scared.

what part of europe

Funniest FML ever.

I love your avatar. And, op, hope you are safe!

Don't get in the van.

That's funny!