Mighty Mouse
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out the coffee mug my housemate uses to thaw dead mice for his snake is the same mug I use for my morning coffee. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"The best part of waking up is deadmau5 in your cup™."
Druu 53
So that's why his snake has been acting all hyper lately!
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Druu 53
So that's why his snake has been acting all hyper lately!
Glowworm56 27
The best part of waking up is dead mice in your cup!
Dave_Davington 34
Well, that's not very mice of him.
Kurliez408 32
why the hell does he even thaw then in a mug? and why would he put that mug/container/ whatever in the kitchen? ew.
GhostFox 34
Closed containers (which, I suppose a dead mouse body would count as) can explode as they are heated. So I suppose the housemate was doing it so that if the mouse exploded, most of the gibs stayed in the container area provided by the cup.
Lobby_Bee 18
This is why people suck. Why would you use a mug that is clearly not yours without asking if it is in use by others?
samomaha 17
What, you don't know how to wash a dish? Such a shame!
silentbabydeer 10
Maybe get an coffee mug that's labeled "for dead mice only" and get yours that has your name on the coffee mug?
RichardPencil 32
"The best part of waking up is deadmau5 in your cup™."
Regulate 21
Housemates. They sure are something at times.
InsanityShard 23
This is why I hide mugs behind stuff on my xbox. >_>