That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D

...but just imagine if the OP had a kid of his own. It would make it hard for them to take a stroll in the park.

That also means no buying candy for kids during Halloween!

My first thought, before considering the possibility of his own children, is that to find this out, he'd have had to confront the children for some reason. Which would be a scary occurance on their part.

Won't have to buy any girl scout cookies, either. Although, those cookies are pretty tasty.

19 - A life with out girl scout cookies is a life not worth living for. D:

And if those kids dare come around on Halloween trick them or give them cabbages.

Well said

Finally pedo bear gets an FML posted.

I have the opposite problem. Small kids would always run up to me, grab my leg and yell "Daddy"!!!!
I'm black and I've had black, white, asian, and indian kids do this.
Their parents did not think this was funny.

Without girl scout cookies what else would you eat? Regular cookies? I don't think so!

30 - XD I have to try that! (though of course I'll hollow out the cabbage and put sour patch packets inside, I'm not heartless)

63 - I can't imagine the kids were very amused once the realized their mistake either, also: white, Asian, & Indian? And you're black? What is this fuckery?

OP = Pedobear

9 - Sorry, I took your pi. :p

Chester the molester?

Herbert the pervert?

Lester the Molestor Cockenshpield.

Scary Larry?

Combo breaker?

Marinus, I have no idea why everybody thumbs your comment down. I thought it was pretty funny.

Peter the skeeter

Hector the abductor?

Petophile of the Nile?

Bob the rappest

Not funny!!! That's the guys name by my house and he is a molester!!!!!!

How the hell did you find that out?

"STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!!" is problably what some kid screamed at him, and I would take the hint pretty well if I was OP.

So... You're that guy OP.

"Well hello there little kid, and what is your name?"
"My mommy told me not to talk to you."
-anything as simple as that and i wouldve caught on too. :)

Haha people must think you're creepy.. You could have some fun with that

Or it's just that no one knows him

Or perhaps he is a good example?

Well stop being creepy!

It's not his fault... He might be the coolest person ever! Don't judge him based on what you don't know about him... Jeez

I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..

Stranger Danger not good not good at all.

But...but...I like being creepy.

Fuck, that was for #5.

this is why you don't get a windowless white van as your vehicle

Lol :P

Use it to your advantage. You can scare the crap out of all the kids for Halloween. Only about 7 months to plan your evil labyrinth, better get planning.

Or better yet, just buy a shit-load of candy and pig out. Considering the kids won't be visiting OP for Halloween anytime soon. :)