Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing...

By Cold feet - 07/04/2019 12:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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That one weird friend

By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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abfab5300 13

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:07

So it would’ve been fine if you were a girl?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:03

If he buys you thongs and a thong, you should parade around your room in that or get the hell out!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:03

If he buys you thongs and a thong, you should parade around your room in that or get the hell out!

abfab5300 13

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:07

So it would’ve been fine if you were a girl?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 7 April 2019 21:08

At least slightly less creepy

Lawliet123 9

Monday 8 April 2019 22:16

Nope, just as creepy.

manlove38 23

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:12

Think of it as a complement! Damn you must have great looking feet to he him off.

TomeDr 24

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:21

That just pushed the weirdness factor up a few too many notches! Time for some new socks AND a new roommate.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 7 April 2019 19:00

so I take it you beat the shit out of

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 7 April 2019 21:09

Time to take your foot and kick his ass ,no wait he might like it

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 9 April 2019 1:40

time for a new roomate

KIEdekka 14

Sunday 21 April 2019 5:40

welp, time to find a new roommate

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sus, dude

Smooth criminal

That one weird friend

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