By Rusty - 03/07/2015 19:02 - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 970
You deserved it 2 650

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Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

And that wouldn't be considered dangerous

Well, that's kinda the point, #21

Dangerous? I highly doubt OP's parents are 5 years old and just eat any random thing lying around.

lol, yeah, get some good poison and let it lay around there house

Maybe you have bad cooking ??

Yes, everyone downvote the comment that has a logical reason. Bravo, FML community, bravo.

If they think of you that badly it sounds (not saying it is just sounds) like it's your fault bro but I could be wrong.

They are paranoid about being poisoned

My advice is fuck cooking for them and live life. You just got saged.

why is this being downvoted? oh right. just keep cooking food and they keep throwing it away and everybody PLEASE act normal. there is nothing absurd about family members scared you might assassinate them.

Buy a steak knife and some tranquilliser and keep it in sight when you next make food

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

That seems just a tad extreme...

leave laxatives some where visible next time

lol, yeah, cook laxatives into there food

I have to wonder about the relationship you have with them that would have them thinking like that to begin with.

lol, yeah, it's a good one, yeah