By momma6126 - 25/08/2011 04:47 - United States
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cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.
Do what they did from Step Brothers. Dress up as a Nazi and KKK member.
Tell whoever is selling the place some terrible story about your mom. Like, how she has a wireless network called "the rapist downstairs". Or how she makes people pay for milk duds (the horror!)
That was not meant as a serious reference, just annoyed by how many FMLs aren't even remotely FMLs (or even funny to make up for their lack of FML-ness). There is an apartment available? Big deal, unless OP lives in a town with only 3 available apartments. There's also this thing called "communication". OP could talk about it with mom. If they're not talking, then resort to lame tricks like the ones I suggested before.
Hmm, looks like you have to dead-bolt the doors and make sure you close the blinds and keep quiet when doing the dirty!