Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
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jonnymohio
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Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
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JassyJas
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ewwww
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JassyJas
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ewwww
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ronton
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Oedipus!!
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hobojo11
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yay incest
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Idonebeenhad
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idiot^
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SomeRussianGirl
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Why are you fucking your Manager? That's pretty Slutty YDI
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THEsuperMANLYman
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You and your mom are both whores
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reecescuphoe
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ha ha ha thats all i gotta say....things like this always seem to happen
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newmanlyman3
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well fuck you fuck yor mom fuck your manager fuck dog heck fuck me!!!!! lolz XD. EH NO!!!
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mootoo31
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Coming full circle. It's the circle of life.
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jonnymohio
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Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
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cj_2_trill
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foursome?
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Mylees
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Haha. that'd be 'awesome', lol
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mandacakes
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zac12345
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ewe is a female sheep
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youjustmademelol
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Couldn't be the dad the mom is cheating on the dad and that was a one night stand so no not her dad
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XaosZaleski
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SpicyDuck
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I doubt she would be sleeping with someone old enough to be her dad. Not saying it doesn't happen, just saying I don't think it makes sense in this situation.
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kukopia
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The ho doesn't fall far from the ho-bush.
Like mother, like ho.
He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.
Like mother, like ho.
He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.
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ilaiseven
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wow, you don't sound like an ignorant moron, nope, not at all
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kukopia
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Congrats on proper use of the big word!! Who's a smart one.. YOU're a smart one!!
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music_baby224
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nice play on words sparky.
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silversti
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lol
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perdix
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Cool! You could have a kid and a sibling at the same time!
And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!
And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!
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HxCereal
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it would be a wreath...not banzai :p
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Firetroop
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OOH, that idea reminds me of a song, about a fictional person whose dad married the person's son in law, which made the person his own grandpa!
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Starfire22
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ewwwwww!!!! so I wonder if he compares the two of you or if it's a " apple doesn't fall far from the tree" thing
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UMAD_fml
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your family is fucked up!
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Webbie
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ha ha ha , can we say Daddy?