By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
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jonnymohio 2
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Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

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hobojo11 0

yay incest

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Idonebeenhad 17

idiot^

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SomeRussianGirl 3

Why are you fucking your Manager? That's pretty Slutty YDI

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THEsuperMANLYman 10
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You and your mom are both whores

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Grizz8831 13
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how so? because OP didnt inform her parents she is sleeping with the manager of the placerherfamily owns? A) I doubt it helps her employment to sleep with him. B) it would cause drama for the family. the mother though... I will let you have that one. cheating is a shittything to do.

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reecescuphoe 0
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ha ha ha thats all i gotta say....things like this always seem to happen

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newmanlyman3 8
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well fuck you fuck yor mom fuck your manager fuck dog heck fuck me!!!!! lolz XD. EH NO!!!

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mootoo31 6

Coming full circle. It's the circle of life.

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jonnymohio 2
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Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

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cj_2_trill 0

foursome?

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Mylees 0
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Haha. that'd be 'awesome', lol

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mandacakes 0
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zac12345 0

ewe is a female sheep

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youjustmademelol 4

Couldn't be the dad the mom is cheating on the dad and that was a one night stand so no not her dad

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SpicyDuck 22
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I doubt she would be sleeping with someone old enough to be her dad. Not saying it doesn't happen, just saying I don't think it makes sense in this situation.

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kukopia 0
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The ho doesn't fall far from the ho-bush. Like mother, like ho. He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.

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ilaiseven 0

wow, you don't sound like an ignorant moron, nope, not at all

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kukopia 0
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Congrats on proper use of the big word!! Who's a smart one.. YOU're a smart one!!

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music_baby224 0

nice play on words sparky.

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silversti 0

lol

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perdix 29

Cool! You could have a kid and a sibling at the same time! And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!

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HxCereal 0

it would be a wreath...not banzai :p

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Firetroop 0
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OOH, that idea reminds me of a song, about a fictional person whose dad married the person's son in law, which made the person his own grandpa!

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Starfire22 5
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ewwwwww!!!! so I wonder if he compares the two of you or if it's a " apple doesn't fall far from the tree" thing

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UMAD_fml 0
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your family is fucked up!

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Webbie 0
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ha ha ha , can we say Daddy?

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