By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
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Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

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hobojo11 0

yay incest

Idonebeenhad 17

idiot^

SomeRussianGirl 3

Why are you fucking your Manager? That's pretty Slutty YDI

You and your mom are both whores

how so? because OP didnt inform her parents she is sleeping with the manager of the placerherfamily owns? A) I doubt it helps her employment to sleep with him. B) it would cause drama for the family. the mother though... I will let you have that one. cheating is a shittything to do.

ha ha ha thats all i gotta say....things like this always seem to happen

well fuck you fuck yor mom fuck your manager fuck dog heck fuck me!!!!! lolz XD. EH NO!!!

mootoo31 6

Coming full circle. It's the circle of life.

Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

cj_2_trill 0

foursome?

Haha. that'd be 'awesome', lol

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zac12345 0

ewe is a female sheep

youjustmademelol 4

Couldn't be the dad the mom is cheating on the dad and that was a one night stand so no not her dad

XaosZaleski 0

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I doubt she would be sleeping with someone old enough to be her dad. Not saying it doesn't happen, just saying I don't think it makes sense in this situation.

The ho doesn't fall far from the ho-bush. Like mother, like ho. He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.

ilaiseven 0

wow, you don't sound like an ignorant moron, nope, not at all

Congrats on proper use of the big word!! Who's a smart one.. YOU're a smart one!!

music_baby224 0

nice play on words sparky.

silversti 0

lol

perdix 29

Cool! You could have a kid and a sibling at the same time! And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!

HxCereal 0

it would be a wreath...not banzai :p

OOH, that idea reminds me of a song, about a fictional person whose dad married the person's son in law, which made the person his own grandpa!

ewwwwww!!!! so I wonder if he compares the two of you or if it's a " apple doesn't fall far from the tree" thing

your family is fucked up!

ha ha ha , can we say Daddy?