FML : Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents...

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Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own and that I work at. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 November 2009 06:27 / United States

Intimacy

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By jonnymohio | 2

#667847 - Thursday 12 November 2009 15:59

Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

By JassyJas | 2

#667823 - Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

ewwww

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By JassyJas | 2

#667823 - Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

ewwww

ronton | 4

#1050286 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 14:44

Oedipus!!

hobojo11 | 0

#1648499 - Thursday 4 November 2010 6:41

yay incest

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2698580 - Friday 17 June 2011 4:07

idiot^

SomeRussianGirl | 3

#4453251 - Friday 18 May 2012 23:50

Why are you fucking your Manager? That's pretty Slutty YDI

THEsuperMANLYman | 10

#5335602 - Wednesday 23 January 2013 1:29

You and your mom are both whores

By reecescuphoe | 0

#667828 - Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

ha ha ha thats all i gotta say....things like this always seem to happen

newmanlyman3 | 8

#906348 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:51

well fuck you fuck yor mom fuck your manager fuck dog heck fuck me!!!!! lolz XD. EH NO!!!

mootoo31 | 6

#5058277 - Friday 19 October 2012 6:43

Coming full circle. It's the circle of life.

By jonnymohio | 2

#667847 - Thursday 12 November 2009 15:59

Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

cj_2_trill | 0

#987128 - Sunday 2 May 2010 4:08

foursome?

Mylees | 0

#1395618 - Monday 13 September 2010 1:50

Haha. that'd be 'awesome', lol

By mandacakes | 0

#667866 - Thursday 12 November 2009 16:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

zac12345 | 0

#951106 - Monday 15 March 2010 23:07

ewe is a female sheep

youjustmademelol | 4

#4125163 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:18

Couldn't be the dad the mom is cheating on the dad and that was a one night stand so no not her dad

By XaosZaleski | 0

#667891 - Thursday 12 November 2009 16:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SpicyDuck | 22

#5053279 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:50

I doubt she would be sleeping with someone old enough to be her dad. Not saying it doesn't happen, just saying I don't think it makes sense in this situation.

By kukopia | 0

#667911 - Thursday 12 November 2009 16:31

The ho doesn't fall far from the ho-bush.

Like mother, like ho.

He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.

ilaiseven | 0

#667970 - Thursday 12 November 2009 17:04

wow, you don't sound like an ignorant moron, nope, not at all

kukopia | 0

#668310 - Thursday 12 November 2009 21:23

Congrats on proper use of the big word!! Who's a smart one.. YOU're a smart one!!

music_baby224 | 0

#668963 - Friday 13 November 2009 3:48

nice play on words sparky.

silversti | 0

#2349638 - Thursday 14 April 2011 23:17

lol

By perdix | 29

#667921 - Thursday 12 November 2009 16:38

Cool! You could have a kid and a sibling at the same time!

And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!