By Bridget Jones? - 10/06/2013 13:09 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 406
You deserved it 5 110

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Place your own bet OP!

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

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What a waste of a first comment that is.. FYL OP, your family should be more considerate of your feelings! I hope you find someone good soon!

Place your own bet OP!

Place your own bet then conspire to secure your prize, you could win big!

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

I would take the bet money and treat myself with it.

So what kinda odds are we talking? I got a good tip

Robbing a bank does not help.

Get a friend on it and split the winnings with them.

That's what I was thinking, even though you have no love life you can at least get some cash out of it.

This could be read either your a slut have a new boyfriend like every day and the bets a matter of hours or you could be forever alone and it's a matter of decades...

Is there a middle ground? forever a slut? slutty alone? Anyone? No? Sigh...

I'm guessing it's forever alone, seeing as OP's name is Bridget Jones?

Can't you date without having sex? No? Just me? Okay. *hides under rock*

You can. But why would you?

Well, try and find someone. When you do, just show them to your family and punch the assholes who pay up because they thought it would take longer.

I think the least you can do is let the FML community in on this good oppurtunity. OK PEOPLE I HAVE 20 BUCKS ON 5 MORE YEARS

I see your 20 and raise you 500 to add another 5 years.

I see your 500 raise 10000 on next 8 min. *turns and asks out op exactly 8 min later*

Betting a long or short times in general?

Nothing wrong with being picky about who you want to date. I'd rather be single than settle.

Unless OP is an "un-pickey" whore

There's only a 3 letter difference. I'll settle for the slutty single.