FML : Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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You deserved it

By sickkid - / Monday 23 November 2009 18:05 / United States

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By LEbleuDESreves | 10

#7470903 - Thursday 15 June 2017 22:51

come on .... you should have thought twice before taking the pill when you saw it was not the usual white one!

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By LEbleuDESreves | 10

#7470903 - Thursday 15 June 2017 22:51

come on .... you should have thought twice before taking the pill when you saw it was not the usual white one!

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