Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday... - FML

By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By z - 07/11/2008 07:14 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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WhatsApp drama

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 02:00

Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 19:33

Cancel the surprise party then. **** her, if shes not not going to invite you to her party shes obviously not a real friend. If she was she wouldn't be annoyed or embarrassed or whatever by you being there. If she thinks you were ignoring her or whatever then explain it to her if she doesn't care she needs to grow up and stop being dependent on you.

Roxy_a_xox 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 20:03

Dang! thats not your best friend and dont invite for u'r party.

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CovertMilitance 0

Friday 28 May 2010 0:00

27 is right

me5 0

Friday 28 May 2010 0:27

Obviously you consider her your best friend but the feeling is not reciprocous.

luuuu20 0

Friday 28 May 2010 0:32

wat a bitch! I'm sry that happened! ditch her she's not worth it

iamsupercreeped 0

Friday 28 May 2010 0:31

ambush her party. bring a paint gun and the nonreturnables as your weapons. Might as well get some use out of them! XD

lk2481 4

Friday 28 May 2010 1:18

get some new friends or somethinng I mean I understand I had my own share of really crappy friends

mona_is_here 10

Friday 28 May 2010 1:38

Mean. Well, OP, at least now you know who's not actually your friend.

SackLord 0

Friday 28 May 2010 1:56

I like Paste

Barbourino 0

Friday 28 May 2010 2:13

You were not invited to a birthday party. Your life is totally ******.

msXnicole 8

Friday 28 May 2010 2:21

ouch that hurts

ladidalisa 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:59

this seriously sucks so much. I couldn't imagine that feeling.

canzo378 0

Friday 28 May 2010 5:47

so you should have known better that she is not your best friend...

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