Well, that was a mistake...

No, really?

Please downvote me too. I want them all.

Embrace it!

Who knew that Chapstick could save you from a couple years of ridicule in college?

that's delicious

You should probably walk around campus and really exaggerate licking your lips. And then when everyone's staring at you... Put Chapstick on. It's the only way to regain your dignity.

Licking your chapped lips only makes them even more dry. Anyway, shouldn't you be paying attention in class? You're paying for your education. If not, someone else is in some way (taxes, etc.)

This comment is retarded. It has nothing to do with his classes...

Maybe this was during lunch.

It has nothing to do with classes when he is in college, and it most likely occurred in a classroom? What more other likely location would it be, ascertained from the way that he phrased the fml? Your liberal use of retarded reflects arrogance and ignorance. Get a life.

In the hall? Or the caf? Or walking outside?

Lots of students in collage live on campus or otherwise close together. It could have happened anywhere. Also, who cares if the guy zoned out in class? I'm sure you've never done the same.

That's a damn shame

" Today, some weirdo licked his dry, chapped lips in front of me. What a creep. FML"

On second thought, I'm quite curious as to what kind of face you were making. Must've been amusing

How small of a college do you go to for 1 awkward moment to make you a social pariah everywhere?

Right?? I feel like that's probably not the only thing that caused people to give him that title.

She must have told others how creepy she felt and it spread around.

In the UK college is something you normally do before University (16-18) so people don't travel far.

So there's this awesome stuff called "lip balm," or if you need to be manly call it "chapstick," which when applied liberally and at regular intervals tends to take care of chapped lips, thus preventing such situations as this one.
Frankly, more men need to learn of this product and actually use it.

Don't know why this is being downvoted. You're right.

I think it's because he's implying all men have chapped lips and are ignorant of the existence of lip balm.

Or maybe people just don't like condescending comments.

I have seen women with horribly chapped lips.