By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Lewes
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Please downvote me too. I want them all.
Embrace it!
Who knew that Chapstick could save you from a couple years of ridicule in college?
You should probably walk around campus and really exaggerate licking your lips. And then when everyone's staring at you... Put Chapstick on. It's the only way to regain your dignity.
That's a damn shame
How small of a college do you go to for 1 awkward moment to make you a social pariah everywhere?
She must have told others how creepy she felt and it spread around.
In the UK college is something you normally do before University (16-18) so people don't travel far.
So there's this awesome stuff called "lip balm," or if you need to be manly call it "chapstick," which when applied liberally and at regular intervals tends to take care of chapped lips, thus preventing such situations as this one. Frankly, more men need to learn of this product and actually use it.
Don't know why this is being downvoted. You're right.
I have seen women with horribly chapped lips.
Next time, try and save it by saying "Hey girl, guess what else this tongue can do." Trust me, no one will think it's creepy. *crosses fingers behind back*
and don't forget to wink
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Who knew that Chapstick could save you from a couple years of ridicule in college?
Next time, try and save it by saying "Hey girl, guess what else this tongue can do." Trust me, no one will think it's creepy. *crosses fingers behind back*