By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Lewes
Today, I found out that licking your very chapped lips while totally zoned out and looking in the general direction of a girl, will end up with you becoming the massive college creeper that everyone avoids. FML
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By  jake131000  |  21

You should probably walk around campus and really exaggerate licking your lips. And then when everyone's staring at you... Put Chapstick on. It's the only way to regain your dignity.

By  StormfrontX33_fml  |  24

Licking your chapped lips only makes them even more dry. Anyway, shouldn't you be paying attention in class? You're paying for your education. If not, someone else is in some way (taxes, etc.)


It has nothing to do with classes when he is in college, and it most likely occurred in a classroom? What more other likely location would it be, ascertained from the way that he phrased the fml? Your liberal use of retarded reflects arrogance and ignorance. Get a life.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

Lots of students in collage live on campus or otherwise close together. It could have happened anywhere. Also, who cares if the guy zoned out in class? I'm sure you've never done the same.

By  TabooSushi  |  24

So there's this awesome stuff called "lip balm," or if you need to be manly call it "chapstick," which when applied liberally and at regular intervals tends to take care of chapped lips, thus preventing such situations as this one.
Frankly, more men need to learn of this product and actually use it.