Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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mynameislexxi
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bwahahaaaaa!
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NEStendo
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I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.
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mynameislexxi
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bwahahaaaaa!
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beepelati
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that is HILARIOUS ! seriously??
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ninba20
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lmao... ydi don't fall asleep next time and pay attention lol
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BrutalFbomb
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lmao!! that would make me piss my pants! good thing I'm Jewish so instead it would happen in a synagouge
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satanic_fml
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dont go to church YDI
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toothache
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hahaha I don't blame you for falling alseep
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satanic_fml
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YDI for going to church
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the_sodomizer
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??? when I used to go to church I fell asleep everytime and never had anything like that happen to me
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susieKiute
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lmao! Ive actually seen this happened to people I know!!!! hahahaha!!!!
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lucious_mama
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I'd have stood up and started speaking in tounges.... sheer bliss of sh* ts & giggles
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DontHate31
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whoa 31 u read that too? I hate that one
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TheOptimist
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If this started happening to me, I would pretend to be a messanger from god, and have the people of the church perform tasks that I assign to them. When they find out that I have been tricking them, I will say "Shut the fuck up and go complain about it on FML so I can type a comment that says, YDI for being stupid and gullible."
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nateb1tch
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psh! religion in oregon? we have the lowest "believers" per capita in the us
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mells105
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ohh way to burn -high fives-
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mells105
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I fall asleep at church all the time!! that hasn't happened before tho o.o maybe because my head always bobs back and forth like when you're asleep and I always lean on someones shoulder so I guess people know I'm sleeping lollll and Jesus FTW he's muh home boy word
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JohnGraveline
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Yeah Oregon!!!!
Haleuelah!!
Haleuelah!!
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BlaqMetal13
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That's what the back tows are for. You can sleep all you want if they cant see you
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JGood09
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omg I used to fall asleep in church all the time haha
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cblakebrown
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28 then you've never been in a Pentecostal church
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PhillyFox
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I didn't know it was possible to fall asleep at a Pentecostal church.
OP, you must be able to sleep through the end of the world itself.
OP, you must be able to sleep through the end of the world itself.
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LolAtYourFail
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ydi 110% for believing in god
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marinus_fml
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wise words 109.
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marinus_fml
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:))
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alizax3
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that's beyond halarious !!:D
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twinny_sc
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Hahaha I have never laughed so hard at a FML. Instant favorite :D
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atomicwedgie4u
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it's even better if you talk in your sleep.
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MaxFishr
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Isnt that what happens?
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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53: That may just mean there's a lack of moderation among the few religious groups that do exist. Low exposure can breed extremism, IME.
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ann3so
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you still have some
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ann3so
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(I was answering to 53)
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SettoFail
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LMFAI this just fucking made my day especially because I don't beleive in god,
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ClumsyyGymnastt
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not an FML?
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tallyhallrulz817
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hahahahhahHahahHhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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gabbielove
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WTF?! creepy...
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Nick93
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lol why the FML? that's awesome!!! :)
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MnBran6
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Yeah...people sleep when bored. So creepy
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sasonzal
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church is seriously scary as a mothfucka,you got this shit with the tunges somtimes peopole start screaming,that's why I'm always telling my mom I'm going to the bathroom and sitting outside
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jknorr34
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haha at least u have ppl praying for you...
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ymmot_45
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I love when that happens
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EROD78
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lmao ydi! but that is funny!
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danieltheman
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lmfao very good and funny fml. original :)
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kile88
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classic :)
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G33K4ever
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hella funny. and if ur good you can even make it look convincing enough. lol
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Russian_Roulette
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haha WTF??
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BallinJ
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church sucks
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NEStendo
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I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.
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lindsaymccue
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I fell asleep during church and nobody prayed for me. The only person that noticed was some old lady and she woke me up by throwing candy at my head.
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PYLrulz
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hey, don't complain, free candy!
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Shmeagle
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Should've looked her in the eye and screamed "NOMNOMNOMNOM" and eaten it.
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TheNewGuy03
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yo, i crash harder than a test dummy in church.
|the kid|
|the kid|