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  rallets  |  22

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  geon_olam  |  17

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Not as bad as when my brother in law and I were coming back from Canada and he was being a smartass to the border agents. And when they asked him who he worked for, he said "uncle Sam" (he was in the army) and they nearly detained us. There's a time and place for being an ass...

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  tjv3  |  9

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  graham11  |  14

Goddamn OP you must be trippin!! OP- *face plants* Officer- drop your weapons and put your hands up OP- *insert stupid smart ass comment here* Officer- you are arrested! OP- you're right, I am feeling very rested!!

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  jhldc  |  1

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  CANNIBALx  |  0

Sorry, but the last time I checked, making a stupid joke is NOT illegal. So I don't understand why it was necessary for the cops to take OP down to the station.

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  Kiernan151  |  25

Well OP didn't say that was why he was taken down to the station, it could have been a different reason. Besides if they want they can hold hom for 48 hours with no valid reason.

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  the_abnormal  |  0

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  SuckItTrolls  |  7

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  flockz  |  19

guy-"hey babe you're the bomb when it comes to handjobs" babe-"aww thanks swee--" *gets tackled* officer-"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!! BACKUP, I NEED BACKUP!"

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  dannyboy66  |  7

Thats why you go up and ask the security guard You: "wanna know the difference between a dead baby and a bomb" Guard:"what?!?!?" You:"theres no bomb in my suitcase :D"

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  Lanceeden  |  12

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  tweetypie  |  18

Ooh this looks like fun, let me try. Record producer to artist: Rp- You da BOMB. Seriously you boutta BLOW UP. You gonna be making a lot of DEAD PRESIDENTS (money) soon.

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  v4extreme  |  6

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144: If that was directed to me, which I am assuming because it's a response to my original comment, and obviously you wouldn't just be trying to get your comment closer to the top of the list. Then I'd say; good thing I'm not the op and I can think this is super funny.

By  Feklfekl2222  |  32

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  Feklfekl2222  |  32

125- thank you it's my favourite insult (who wouldn't love calling someone a pregnant fish). All I'm saying is he sounds like a twat because he feels the need to try and be funny in front of figures of authority, most likely to boast to friends later on. I think that's pathetic behaviour.

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