By michael - 17/07/2019 12:07

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 488
You deserved it 2 802

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According to the Mythbusters though, by not only conducting that experiment but also making notes and publishing them to us, you're a scientist. Thank you for your findings so none of us has to find out why shitting out of a window drunk is a bad idea the hard way. Have you tried it sober? You know, as a counter-experiment.

I’m just glad I don’t live on your first floor!

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I’m just glad I don’t live on your first floor!

Lessons you don't need to learn - no matter how drunk you are 😂

According to the Mythbusters though, by not only conducting that experiment but also making notes and publishing them to us, you're a scientist. Thank you for your findings so none of us has to find out why shitting out of a window drunk is a bad idea the hard way. Have you tried it sober? You know, as a counter-experiment.

That's the second drunken shitty story I've heard today....

That's a pretty shitty idea.

No shit! Wait...

Sounds like a sill-y, shade-y and pane-ful thing to do.

I'd really like to know the details.

I’ve heard of bird impressions when tripping, but never a drunk one before. Grats on the creativity.

Well did you end up shitting on the cleanest vehicle around?