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Mr. Boners, no need to get all agressive just because you can't get it up. Happens to the best of us at least once. And yes, today I had a lot of time so I patiently waited for the missing apostrophe. And me, arrogant? Ok, maybe a little, but I will permit myself that because I am better than you. Don't bother coming up to my level, I will come down to yours. I guess my arse would be fired, including the hole in it, if you were my boss. Respectfully, fuck you, and keep trying...you will get it up again eventually.
Mr. Boners, what I do or do not do in my spare time, or when I am bored, is not your concern. If I wish to comment I will, as little or as much as I like. If you don't like it, thumb it down and move on. I am relaxed, especially today (hence my numerous comments), even though I do not have any David Hasselhoff CDs. So once again, thank you dearly for your concern, get over me (shit, there is my arrogance again), stop stalking and move on.
K Shrike, if you put it that way! You K with that? Seriously, you're all getting your knickers in a knot over a comment about an apostrophe? Contrary to the beliefs of Mr. Boners, the topic was not changed, but coincides with the current FML, hence the "absentminded correction". Tomorrow I am a little busy, so I wont have much time for FML, but I will be back to annoy some of you whinging fucks before you know it. In the mean time, do like KiddNYC10 & HomeAlOne, and chill. And remember, you do not own the internet.
Shrike, stop licking Mr. Boners arse and who the fuck asked you to butt in? I never said I did own this site you moron. All my comments abide by the FML rules, so how is it spam? So what are the commenting quotas allowed? 2 comments/FML? 4 comments/hour? Ask your mom where you came from, and go climb back in. Other than that, follow your own advice (which was also mine) - thumb it down and move on.
Blah blah fuckin' blah, Savra. You're insulting the shit out of everyone and crying like a little baby and calling them ass-lickers just cause they disagree with your stuck-up passive-aggressive bullshit. Pretty sure that goes against the first rule of the fucking site. So do us a favor and shut it already.
Yep. This did go too far Shrike. You are certainly not worth the time. But be a little honest. Everyone does not equal you & Mr. Boners. And you are the only one licking arse here. I was the one insulted first. And am I crying? You beside me to see? Seems like you are getting a little pissed of there. If you can't handle it, don't involve yourself. Contrary to your beliefs, everyone is entitled to an opinion, including me or you, and no one has to accept anyones bullshit if they don't want to. Just because someone dissagrees does not mean they are wrong, or right. I will continue to comment, so feel free to report me to this "fucking site" (to use your words) if you like. But don't forget, there are many people whos comments could seem agressive, sarcastic, bullshit, arrogant etc., including those of Mr. Boners, so don't forget them when you have your little bitch about it.