By tee - 15/08/2016 13:54 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
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Add on some shrunken testicles or excess female body hair, and you'll know how steroidal athletes feel when their teammates notice their dramatic improvement.

nonsensical 26

You do /too/ good a job though.... *stares suspiciously at OP*

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Do a bad job and they'll get suspicious why you're not doing a good job

nonsensical 26

You do /too/ good a job though.... *stares suspiciously at OP*

This comment made me literally LOL

Like when the word "lol" comes out your mouth. And you have to check around to makes sure no one heard?

that has happened to me way more than I'd like to admit. I don't go LOL though. I make it into a one syllable word. pronounced like dole with an L (Lole). I always feel incredibly guilty afterwards too. can practically feel my ancestors shaking their head at my shame. I'm pretty sure people in today's world would do the same thing though.... lol~

I meant more like literally just burst out laughing out loud randomly. But at least someone gets it :) haha

Haters gonna hate, and winners gonna motivate!

Suspicious or threatened by you?

I'm thinking the latter. Jealous coworkers tend to boost their own self esteems by claiming that hard workers must have an ulterior motive behind their actions.

If they keep a close eye they could learn a thing or two...like maybe pulling their own weight and not being so nosey...

let me get this straight.. you go to work.. and then work? God damn, man, if that doesn't scream suspicious I don't know what does

Are you sure it isn't the professional demeanor? Maybe the respect you show people? Those are really suspicious behaviors, too.

Add on some shrunken testicles or excess female body hair, and you'll know how steroidal athletes feel when their teammates notice their dramatic improvement.

Are you perhaps an assassin?

Wait a minute, you go to work, and actually work? Wow, if that doesn't scream suspicious, I don't know what does.

That's pretty much what #6 said, lol, and almost word-for-word too...

21 - That is pretty suspicious...