Today, I found out my ten year old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML
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yoyoyowhatup
| 11
Who the hell invites extended family just to see what a parrot can say?
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nikkon416
| 13
That's hilarious.
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nikkon416
| 13
That's hilarious.
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TheChiver
| 7
This comment gives off the, "I wanna be first, so I'll just say two words" vibe. Strangely I read that in a very sarcastic tone as well...must be the excitement shown in the period.
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GTAmax99
| 12
Shut up, bitch. Scraaaw!
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joshiepo0
| 18
While it does seem that way it still sums up my feelings about this FML
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nikkon416
| 13
Onion, um, I mean Chive, I will revise my comment for you. "That is hilarious! FYL under the assumption that your extended family doesn't have a sense of humor." Apparently, a first comment must be lengthy and exhausting. I should have just said "#1".
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oj101
| 33
This is going straight to the favorites.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
If you had said "#1" sirin would have changed the comment to something hilariously insulting. By all means try that next time. I could use the laugh
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tylahgrace
| 12
I just love that the extended family is coming over to see what the parrot is saying, like that's an exciting thing and worth visiting you for
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SquishFish
| 15
Teach it to say "mother in law" after the sentence
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nava1210
| 12
"Shut up, bitch. Mother in law"?
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meowman13
| 5
...to see *what the parrot can say... -.-
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hama806
| 19
To hear
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MorganBrown
| 8
Hopefully they will laugh about it and not take it too seriously.
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MarisaCB
| 16
Their fault. Blame them. That's the truth, so tell it!
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MidnaLink
| 32
Yeeeah! That's it! Two ten year olds will fess up to this! Good luck with that.
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emeraldisle
| 30
At least it won't say anything boring like "Polly want a cracker?"
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joshiepo0
| 18
But what if he actually does want a cracker??
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Polly want a cracker?
Inter species relationships rarely work out.
Inter species relationships rarely work out.
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Enslaved
| 36
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first
I think she wants some water
To put out the blow torch
Isn't me, have a seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride, cut yourself
Want some help, please myself
~Nirvana
I think I should get off her first
I think she wants some water
To put out the blow torch
Isn't me, have a seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride, cut yourself
Want some help, please myself
~Nirvana
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rikitsumiatsu
| 11
Could just teach the parrot to say "Polly wants his cracker or he gonna slap a bitch"
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joshiepo0
| 18
Start spamming a new phrase.
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Lol, "spamming"? It's a parrot not an electronic XD
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joshiepo0
| 18
But it will learn a new phrase and hopefully say that one instead of the old one.
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DEATHBYEX1LE
| 11
You might break the parrot though!
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
I wasn't suggesting it was a bad idea, I just thought the word he chose for it was kinda funny :)
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hama806
| 19
That's great then you won't have to say it.
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MrBrightside21
| 20
I taught my parrot to be a psychologist, so that whenever I talk to him, he says,
"So how do you feel?"
"So how do you feel?"
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Ajwc101
| 24
10, No words can explain how fucken awesome that is.
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yoyoyowhatup
| 11
Who the hell invites extended family just to see what a parrot can say?
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Pyapi
| 20
If the extended family lives near-by and they are close, nearly everything is a reason to go to the other's house.
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cmac86
| 23
that or they live in a very remote part of the country (can't see where they are from since I'm using the android app, and it doesn't give locations).