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Well...I would say that you've been caught red handed but that wouldn't be true, now would it? :D So you've been caught orange handed, OP!! :p

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you must be blind to not notice the color of the lotion. Orrrrr your lotionwas already orange. but anyway. FYL orange penis dude.

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Just go to Florida beach, walk up to some random group of chicks and say, "Hey ladies, I have some Florida oranges here. Feel free to give them a squeeze, but watch out, orange juice might come out from the orange tree."

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95 - Not necessarily. I've used self tanners that started out as a clear (or white) lotion and gradually reacted with my skin to turn it "tan".

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This is directed towards 112 :) * clears throat* I have to say being naturally tan wins. No dealing with any type of yucky lotion. ;)

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142 - I don't use them anymore, and when I did, it was only once or twice. I don't see why your comment should be directed towards me. I'm also happy with my pale skin.

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just put the lotion on ur other hand and tell people ur hands were dry and u thought it was hand cream. dont worrry bout the other part cause no one will prob see that anyway hahaaa

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144- 99% of the worlds population will admit they masturbate. 1% of the worlds population are liars. Which are you? =) Now, go read a book. Everyone knows masturbation is healthy.

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Oompa Loompa Doopity dick Here's an idea that might do the trick When you want to go masturbate Just leave the lotion alone for god's sake

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And you don't think maybe his brother might have seen that t.v series and thought, hey now theres an idea? I love how people seem to think since it's happened before it will never happen again, even if it was just a t.v show or a movie.

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why is there 2100 that he deserved it and only 700 saying it sucks. so what if he deserved it. it still sucks!!

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78's right. This is from Rescue Me. Whether or not OP's lying or OP's brother is a copycat is the real question. Either way, funny as hell. :P

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157... Oh. I think you took that the wrong way. I didn't intend to insult your paleness. *Facepalm* Pardon my idiotness. 207... Hello. It is, indeed, unusual to happen upon someone with the name Kyla.. Nice to meet you.

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maybe a really dry dick? No precum? Weird. I never need lotion. I put A535 in a buddies vaseline as a prank once though :)

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Wait until he's asleep, then rub tanning lotion around his mouth. I guarantee he won't say a damn thing about his joke to anyone after that!

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Or he masturbated once, but it was so furiously that he ended up permanently "Jersey Shore"-ing his dick

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its not like you get much anyway, OP i mean, you're a frequent masturbator.. with your special lotion and everything

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ikr !! how would he not notice the difference in color tho? lotion and tan lotion r completely different in colors... haha

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actually, ive seen tanning lotion thats white like most other lotions... but it smells completely different than regular lotion lol idk how he didnt notice that

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not only that, but it must be rather embarrassing that his brother knows he jacked off recently, with the orange hands as proof. WIN!

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wow fkin Brit chick go suck on some teabags. you might as well scream your ass off you fkin screamo fag. Nuff said. and btw, you're really ugly

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