Not for long, Mr Wolfie! OP, now you know to hide your wanky paraphernalia.

shut up

This us funny.

op if you have small hands you can tell people snooki gave you a hand job!

Well...I would say that you've been caught red handed but that wouldn't be true, now would it? :D So you've been caught orange handed, OP!! :p

lmfao thtt sukkz urr brothr wins

this came from a tv series! lies and slander!!!

48, you didn't read the username, did you?

you must be blind to not notice the color of the lotion. Orrrrr your lotionwas already orange. but anyway. FYL orange penis dude.

because it was mixed . jeez . read . they didn't say there was more tanning shit than lotion.

Just go to Florida beach, walk up to some random group of chicks and say, "Hey ladies, I have some Florida oranges here. Feel free to give them a squeeze, but watch out, orange juice might come out from the orange tree."

95 - Not necessarily. I've used self tanners that started out as a clear (or white) lotion and gradually reacted with my skin to turn it "tan".

102 win lol

Ydi for not having a girl that gives you hjs,bjs, and has sex with you.

This is directed towards 112 :) * clears throat* I have to say being naturally tan wins. No dealing with any type of yucky lotion. ;)

83- Unfortunately, I read it after I posted the comment.., :(

why would you masterbate with with lotion anyway, you fool! :/

You must be so proud #1. You want a cookie (:::)?

142 - I don't use them anymore, and when I did, it was only once or twice. I don't see why your comment should be directed towards me. I'm also happy with my pale skin.

just put the lotion on ur other hand and tell people ur hands were dry and u thought it was hand cream. dont worrry bout the other part cause no one will prob see that anyway hahaaa

you're cute :) just saying =] lol

Could be blind... they say it causes that :P

I think the keyword here is "palms" this guy either has tiny hands or an elephant trunk for a penis.

144 - unfortunatelly almost every one does, so suck it up (literally) !

your brothers a dick

#142...you and I have the same name :) it's very unusual to find someone with my name; HI!!!

144- 99% of the worlds population will admit they masturbate. 1% of the worlds population are liars. Which are you? =) Now, go read a book. Everyone knows masturbation is healthy.

144 - then u shud help those single men, they will bless u

y do u need lotion WTF?

Oompa Loompa Doopity dick Here's an idea that might do the trick When you want to go masturbate Just leave the lotion alone for god's sake

that's hilarious!

why would you use lotion that's what your foreskin is for

And you don't think maybe his brother might have seen that t.v series and thought, hey now theres an idea? I love how people seem to think since it's happened before it will never happen again, even if it was just a t.v show or a movie.

I'm older than you by 2 weeks. and nice angel of death

why is there 2100 that he deserved it and only 700 saying it sucks. so what if he deserved it. it still sucks!!

Dude... wtf

78's right. This is from Rescue Me. Whether or not OP's lying or OP's brother is a copycat is the real question. Either way, funny as hell. :P

245 - Not every guy has a foreskin.

157... Oh. I think you took that the wrong way. I didn't intend to insult your paleness. *Facepalm* Pardon my idiotness. 207... Hello. It is, indeed, unusual to happen upon someone with the name Kyla.. Nice to meet you.

230- EPIC WIN!!!

don't knock it until you've tried it.

maybe a really dry dick? No precum? Weird. I never need lotion. I put A535 in a buddies vaseline as a prank once though :)

Wait until he's asleep, then rub tanning lotion around his mouth. I guarantee he won't say a damn thing about his joke to anyone after that!

Um, most self-tanning lotion isn't tinted. The color appears a few hours after application.

#48, did you happen to read the OP's fucken username?

This ^

Or he masturbated once, but it was so furiously that he ended up permanently "Jersey Shore"-ing his dick

#2 ftw

u crack me up lmfao

#30. LMFAO at jersey shoreing

if fml had a like button like Facebook did I would def be hitting that shit :)

92 must not know what the "thumbs up" button means.

burnn

It's the one hand's palm that's the fml you idiot.

there's no "thumbs up" button on the app for the itouch/iPhone

burn man burn

#30 win lmaoooo

thank you, as I use the iPhone I had no idea there was a thumbs up button.. k thanks

Haha just what I was thinking >:)

lol ftw!

omg!! win

hope you dont have a gf or she might mistake you for an oompa loompa

nice

hahaha ur my hero for saying that xD

maybe he was trying to masturbate until someone devastated his spank session...

looks like he has a "situation"

#243 i use a iphone too and i see the button?

its not like you get much anyway, OP i mean, you're a frequent masturbator.. with your special lotion and everything

oh gosh.. lucky I never seen one before.

how is he lucky? lol having an orange penis isn't lucky. I feel bad for the guy. haha

sarcasm

ikr !! how would he not notice the difference in color tho? lotion and tan lotion r completely different in colors... haha

actually, ive seen tanning lotion thats white like most other lotions... but it smells completely different than regular lotion lol idk how he didnt notice that

not only that, but it must be rather embarrassing that his brother knows he jacked off recently, with the orange hands as proof. WIN!

fuck flavored condoms, tanning lotion is all the rage! yum yum.....

that's for fingers

woah there. I meant gingers.

that was a pretty great typo haha

LMFAO

I am actually laughing out loud!

Yup....

fail

Seventh actually

Seventh actually

Because every guy that has a girlfriend gets laid....

;]

TMI

Mine get laid quite often

I have a wife and I flog the log. all guys whack it. if they say they don't , they're liars.

#61 ur fuckingg SEXY! id tap that shit ;)

agreed 247.

#8 is hot

wow fkin Brit chick go suck on some teabags. you might as well scream your ass off you fkin screamo fag. Nuff said. and btw, you're really ugly

^This

Hands are going too, but with no meat to best, who needs hands?

not best, I meant "beat"

Pun fail...