By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
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I've had years of my mom telling people I'm straight... and that my husband is a college roommate who just won't go away... sometimes you just have to look your mum's friends in the eyes and say, "yeah, she's living in her own world... meet the guy I'm banging."

Your mother is a psychotic lemming who will use her daughter's sexuality to fit in with her friends. You should tell her that's ok, that you tell all your friends that she's transitioning and is just waiting on a penis donor.

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You mean girls are hitting on you and guys are trying to bring you back to our team?

I've had years of my mom telling people I'm straight... and that my husband is a college roommate who just won't go away... sometimes you just have to look your mum's friends in the eyes and say, "yeah, she's living in her own world... meet the guy I'm banging."

Don't knock it til you try it.Time to give us girls a try ;)

Your mother is a psychotic lemming who will use her daughter's sexuality to fit in with her friends. You should tell her that's ok, that you tell all your friends that she's transitioning and is just waiting on a penis donor.

Penis... donor... what?

well if it makes you feel any better.... you live in the privileged side of the world.. embrace the open-mindedness you are surrounded with... homosexuality if highly frowned upon along with punishable by death in some parts of the world when you fall for a guy you can introduce him to all! :)